The male teacher in the girl's school asked the science class,
"Okay, who can tell me what organ of the human body expands
to ten times its usual size when stimulated?
Mee Yen, can you tell me?"
Mee Yen blushed furiously when she stood up and said,
"Sir, how dare you ask such a question?
I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."
The teacher was taken aback at first by Mee Yen's reply.
Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another volunteer.
Lay Hoon put up her hand.
"Yes, Lay Hoon?"
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Thanks Lay Hoon," said the teacher and then added,
"Well, Mee Yen, I have three things to tell you.
First, you have not done your homework.
Second, you have a dirty mind.
And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed."