One day, a young boy got a project from his teacher at school.
He decided to ask his father for help.
He asked, "Dad, for school, I have to find out the difference
between hypothetically and reality.
Can you help me?"
"Sure," his father told him.
"First, go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with Mr. Johnson
next door for a million dollars."
Mr. Johnson was a filthy, smelly, 75-year-old man.

The son went and asked his mother, who was just about to slap him.
"What do you mean by that?" she asked.
"It's for a project at school," the boy replied.
"Well, Mr. Johnson is pretty filthy, but for a million dollars, I guess I would."
The boy returned to his father. "Dad, mum said she'd do it.
What did that tell me about hypothetically and reality?"
"Go ask your sister the same question," the father replied.
So, the boy went to his sister and asked,
"Would you sleep with Mr. Johnson next door for a million dollars?"
When the sister heard what he asked, she got really mad.
But after the boy explained that it was for a project, she answered,
"Mr. Johnson is gross, but for $1 million, I'd do it."
"Dad, Dad," the boy said, "Sis said yes too.
But what did that tell me about hypothetically and reality?"
"Go ask your brother if he'd do it," was the Dad's response.
The boy did as he was told and asked his 18-year-old brother
the same question he'd asked his mother and sister.
He got the usual angry response.
But after explaining that he wanted to know for a project,
the boy got the same answer.
The boy returned to his father with the news,
"Dad, Bro said he'd sleep with Mr. Johnson for $1 million too.
I still don't see what that tells me about hypothetically and reality."
"Well, son," the father explained,
"Hypothetically, we're living with three millionaires,
but in reality, we're living with two sluts and a homo."