A guy is talking to God and asks,
"Hey, God? What does 100 million years seem like to you?"
God answers, "One hundred million years?
That's like a second to me."
Then the man asks, "Hey God?
What's 100 million dollars seem like to you?"
And God answers, "One hundred million dollars?
It seems like a penny to me."
So the guy says, "Hey, God, could I borrow a penny?"
And God answers, "Sure. Just wait a second".