A lawyer is trying to call his clients.
The phone rings and their little boy,
in a whisper, says, "Hello.."
Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"
Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."
Lawyer: "Is your daddy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with him?"
Boy: (whisper) "He's busy."
Lawyer: "Is there anyone else there?"
Boy: (whisper) "The police department."
Lawyer: "Well, can I talk to one of them?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're busy."
Lawyer: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father,
and the police department are ALL in your house,
and they're ALL busy.
What are they doing?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're looking for me."