A plane load of holidaymakers is flying across Europe
to a holiday destination in Southern Italy.
Suddenly the Captain makes an announcement over the intercom,
"I'm afraid to tell you ladies and gentlemen
that we are having serious problems with both our engines
and we are going to have to crash land into the sea.
The weather conditions are good so we should be able to land safely
but I would ask you to now prepare yourselves for a crash landing
and the cabin crew will be circulating to help you in any way they can."
A businessman sitting towards the front of the plane notices that the
rather glamouress young lady sitting next to him then starts preening
herself, combing her hair and applying liberal helpings of make-up.
He says to her:
"Excuse me miss but what are you doing that
for when we are about to crash into the sea?"
She replys:
"well I've heard that when they come across a crash
the rescue crew are usually all men
and they rescue the good looking women first".
He then notices a middle-aged lady in front of him get her bag down
from the overhead locker and get out loads of expensive
looking jewellery and put it on.
He leans forward "excuse me madame
but why are you putting on all your jewellery
when we are about to crash?"
She replys:
"well I've heard that when planes crash the rescue team
look for the people that look like they have loads of money
and take them out first".
The businessman then notices the big black momma next to him
stand up lift her skirt, drop her knickers bend over
and press her bum against the window.
"excuse me what on earth do you think you are doing?" he says.
She replys:
"Well I've heard that the first thing
the rescuers look for is a black box!"