Some "Beng" jokes from 8 Days:

Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:
"Could you please tell me the time difference
between Taipei and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "Just a minute......"
Ah Beng: "Thank you." And puts down the phone.

At a bar in New York, Ah Beng hears a man sitting
next to him telling the bartender: "Johnnie Walker, single."
And the man's companion says: "Jack Daniels, single."
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks:
"And you, sir?"
Ah Beng replied proudly: "Tan Ah Beng, married!"

Ah Beng qualifies for the Singapore Manhunt Competition.
During the Q&A segment, the host asks,
"Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."
The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!"
Other exclaim, "No, Grape Juice!"
Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"
"Quiet, please," implores the host.
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before
replying, "C'mon man, you think I need your help?
I got more 'oliginal' answer: Gu Ni!" (Hokkien for milk)

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working
on for some time, Ah Beng proudly shows it to his friend.
"It took me only five months to do it," Ah Beng brags.
"Five months? That's too long!" the friend exclaims.
"You're a fool!"
Ah Beng replies coolly,
"No what. See this box, it says: 'For 4-7 years."