A young virgin marries a very studly guy.
On the night of their union, she becomes very nervous.
She goes to her mother who is washing the dishes,
"Mother, I can't do it! I just can't.
Please don't make me have sex with him!"

Her mother looks at her patiently and says,
"Now daughter. It is your womanly duty.
Go upstairs and everything will be OK."

The daughter reluctantly goes upstairs
where she finds her husband preparing to undress.
He removes his shirt. Never seeing him naked before,
she panics at the sight of his chest hair.

Running down the stairs she cries,
"Mother, mother! I can't! He has a hairy chest!"
Once again the mother replies,
"It is your womanly duty.
Go upstairs and everything will be OK."

The daughter, somewhat shaken returns to her room.
This time her new husband removes his pants.
She now sees that he has extremely hairy legs.
She nearly faints as she runs from the room.

"Mother, mother! I can't! He has really hairy legs!
I can't go near him!"
Her mother gets annoyed and replies firmly,
"It is your womanly duty.
Go upstairs and everything will be OK."

With that the daughter, trembling in fear
returns to her room.
Her husband removes his socks and she realizes in horror
that one of his feet is half amputated.
She runs hysterically from the room crying,
"Oh mother! It's terrible!
He has a foot and a half!"

With that the mother throws down her dish towel,
dashes past her daughter and cries,
"Fuck it! You wash the dishes,
I'm going upstairs!" .