The Spam Song For My Heart Iidesenai...
Megami ML
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From: "Henry J. Cobb" 
Subject: [SPAM] The OMG Song.
Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 20:50:42
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This really doesn't belong here, but WTH.

[SPAM] The OMG Song.
-Henry J. Cobb
$Id: omgsong.txt,v 1.1 1997/08/28 04:45:47 hcobb Exp hcobb $

The music starts and a ring appears in midair.  It spins around and grows
binary strings.  It stops spinning and reveals itself to be CORBAdandy's
earring.

CORBAdandy spins around and then the "camera" zooms into her eye as blue
objects fly out.

The screen blanks to white and the title appears in red script.

    "Object Management Goddess!"

CORBAdandy stands on a semaphore as the singing starts.

    Just being close to you doesn't make connections.

JAVAsan is working on an applet when CORBAdandy appears.

    Even if I send you a message,
    you can't interpret it because you're slow.

DCEurd splits into a cluster of mini-urd cells, but due to a subtle
configuration flaw they are unable to communicate.

    We came to a licencing agreement that somehow fell apart.

SQuLd twirls her protocol driver.

    Please cover my bugs with marketing hype.

SQuLd counts her table attributes and finds that one of them is missing.

    My protocol won't let me say "Please get through".

The Gates appears and towers over all.  On his forehead is the Windows
flag of a display wavering and breaking up.

    Day Dreaming of reliable tools.

The Gates gestures and JAVAsan falls off the object bridge due to bug in
the virtual machine, but CORBAdandy automatically restarts the process.

    Any developer can be happy.  They all start smiling when the damn
    thing finally works.

CORBAdandy takes JAVAsan for a ride and then he returns the favor.

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
    I wonder what sort of cubical walls this is going to get posted on?

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