Hi there!  There is a bit you should know about this before you read it.  First, it hasn't been speel or grammar checked yet, so it's probably got a lot of spelling mistakes and typos.  Second, this story is intended to be extreamly funny, and exagerates my personality, my friends personalities, and anything I happend to be thinking about at the moment was put in it.  If you have never seen Ranma 1/2, don't know anything about sailor stars, and have never read any of Piers Anthony's Xanth series, you might not get some of the jokes.  If there is anything you want to ask about, just e-mail me.  All characters in this story that aren't real people belong to whom ever has copywrited them.  Now, on with the story!

Prologue: The Trip to Insanity

" Hey guys guess what?!" yelled Usagi.

" We all get to go to America as transfer students for a year! My mom told me today that they excepted us! The outer senshi and Mamo-chan are going to school with us too!"

" Do we get to come Odango?" asked a voice from behind.

" Seiya! What are you guys doing here?" asked a startled Usagi.

" The princess gave us a few months off after what happened with Galaxia. We wanted to come back to see you guys. So, we are all going to America?"

" Yeah, we're going to Florida. Coral Springs to be more exact."

" I felt something coming from there last night on our way here."

" We all felt a pull, a cry of pain from someone there," said Taiki rather mater of factly.

" Well, the plane leaves in two hours, so you guys all better get ready," said a new voice.

Usagi turned around, " Mamo-chan!"

Seiya winced at the sight of them kissing. Maybe he'd fond another girl, probably not. They all piled into cars and went to the airport. There they met the outer senshi. They all greeted the Three Lights with smiles and boarded the plane together.

Chapter 1: Chem, bomb threats, and other predicaments

" I can't believe how think your skull is Ryoga. Listen up, if Kisumi isn't back by dinner we'll have to eat Akane's cooking, and man oh, man we're going to wish we died at sea!" quoted Mike and Lauren at the same time.

" Jinxs you owe me a bear!" Lauren yelled at Mike.

" That's not fair! If I was buying alcohol I'd want it for myself."

" You guys are so stupid sometimes. I've never even seen Ranma or Sailor Moon, and I know more about them then anything else!" yelled Dana in a squeaky voice.

" Guys, I heard that we're getting a bunch of Japanese foreign exchange students. Some of them are supposed to be in some of my classes," Lauren said.

" Yeah, one of them id going to be in my art class," said Chelle.

" I hope one of them is as hot as Seiya…" Lauren sighed.

" Get over it! He looks like a girl! He's a HERMAPHODITE!" yelled Mike.

" Don't talk about my Seiya that way!" Lauren yelled back.

" Gee, I didn't know I already belonged to someone," said a boy who was passing by. Actually, he was with two other guys and two girls.

" Who are you?" Lauren asked.

" I'm Kou Seiya, and these are my brothers, Taiki and Yaten. These are our friends Haruka and Michiru," said the boy.

Danielle laughed hysterically, " You guys are named after cartoons…!"

" Cartoons? What? We aren't named after cartoons!" exclaimed Haruka.

" Hey, I bet you guys are the new exchange students! Which of you has gifted Chem first hour?" asked Lauren.

" I do, and so does Taiki and Mamoru," said Seiya.

" Mamoru? He's in collage!" yelled Chelle.

" No he's not…"

The bell rang.

" Well, you guys are in my Chem class, so do you want to walk with me?" asked Lauren.

" Sure!" said Seiya.

Lauren, Chelle, Danielle, and the boys headed upstairs to their classes. Lauren and Chelle whispered to each other.

" They look just like the Sailor Moon characters…do you think we're the only ones who'll notice?" asked Lauren.

" Probably. Rania might too since she loves the show as much as we do. I told you Seiya looked like a girl…"

" No he doesn't!" Lauren yelled.

" Hey, calm down Lauren! Hey, who are these guys?" Josh asked as he came up behind them.

" They're foreign exchange students, and go away you're not wanted here!" Lauren grabbed up Seiya and Taiki's arms and dragged them toward class at top speeds. Chelle stayed behind to talk to Josh.

" She broke up with you. She's not ready to deal with you yet. Can't you just leave her alone?" Chelle took off to Spanish.

She caught Lauren just as she was going into her class across the hall. She handed her a note and smiled.

Seiya looked at the note and thought that he wanted to read it. These girls seemed to know about who they really were. Someone had mentioned Sailor Moon and they knew that Mamoru should be in collage. What was going on around here?

" Penny for your thoughts?" asked Lauren. Seiya had sat down next to her without realizing it.

" Oh, I was just wondering why you refered to me as 'your Seiya' earlier."

" I was talking about an Anime character that you happen to look a lot like!"

" So, there's an anime character that looks just like me, is named the same as me, and you're in love with him?" asked Seiya.

" Of course she is! That's just the way she is.." said the girl sitting next to Lauren.

" Really funny Sari, it's just that Seiya is so hot, and he's got the most wonderful voice, and he's so romantic and sweet! Usagi doesn't deserve such a great guy!" exclaimed Lauren.

" You really think that I'm too good for Usagi? You really think all those nice things about me?"

" Of Seiya, yes. If I knew him, I'd marry him!"

" I need you I want you. Come get a little bit closer, breath in and get a bit higher. You'll never know what hit you, when I get to you…" sang Sari.

" Savage Garden again?" asked Lauren.

" Hey!" exclaimed the author. " That song just came on the radio!"

" Can I continue with what I was saying?" asked Lauren.

" Yeah, go ahead now," said the auther.

" They rock the world, and the lead singer is so hot! Actually, that guy looks just like him!" Sari exclaimed with the trade mark hearts in her eyes.

" Yeah, I guess Seiya is hot.."

" Okay class, today we are going to see what happens when you mix pure sodium and water," said Ms. Hanifl.

"She dropped the sodium in the water. After a few seconds there was an explosion. A fire slowly spread acroos the desks in the front of the room.

" Run away! Run away!" yelled Ms. Hanifl as she tried to put out the fire.

The students all ran out into the hall. Taiki and Mamoru came up to where Lauren, Sari, and Seiya were standing.

" Does this happen often?" asked Taiki.

" No only when she does demenstrations once a week. Mr. Keener does it more often. He evacuates his room at least once a day," said Lauren.

" Oh, I want you I don't know if I need you, but Oh, I'm dying to find out…." sang Sari.

" What's she talking about?" asked Mamoru.

" She's singing the Chicka Cherry Cola song…again…"

" I'm not going to ask," said Taiki.

As everyone was going back into the class room…

" Please Evacuate the building," said a drunk guy over the intercom.

Everyone left the building. Lauren, followed by Seiya, Mamoru, and Taiki, went to look for Chelle.

" You read too many romance novels!" said a voice.

" Look who's talking! You think the paperboy likes you just cause he rides by your front door every morning!" replied Lauren.

" Yeah, but he comes in for great SEX afterwards!" yelled Chelle.

" That's not what he told me!"

" Let's ask the paperboy!"

" Seiya…" they both said at the same time.

" What? How did I get draged into this?"

Both girls laughed histarically.

" It's an inside joke," explained Mike. " They used to use me as their boy toy, but now they've moved on to you."

Seiya's face turned bright red as he began to realize what they ment. Just then a baby crawled across the page.

" What's that?" asked Taiki, Seiya, and Mamoru.

" Oopsy Daisy is learning to crawl, she's such a pretty baby. Now crwal to me as quick as can be. Oops Oopsy Daisy. Oopsy Daisy crawls, falls, and get right back up again!" said an unkown voice.

" It's the author putting in a comercial," said Lauren.

" Not the Mama!" yelled Dana as she hit Mike over the head with a Biology text book.

" What's that for you bitch!?"

" I'm just trying to be more like Chibi-Usa…"

" You're such a pain!"

Mamoru was starteled to hear his daughters name. How did these people know so much about him.

" Mike baby you're so pathetic," Lauren said in Nabiki style.

" Hey, what's with the recycled lines?" asked Chelle.

" The author can't think of anything original right now," said Mike.

" Why are we outside?" asked Mamoru.

" Because someone called in a bomb threat on their cel phone again," answered Dana mater of factly.

" Kaboom!" Chelle yelled.

Everyone jumped.

" Okay, on with the real story!" said the author.

" You mean there's a point to all of this?" asked Chelle.

" Of course!"

The bell rang and everyone went back to class.

" see ya at lunch everyone!" yelled Chelle and Mike.

" So, Seiya, wana come to my home after school?" asked Lauren.

" Sure!" Seiya beemed. A smart, beautiful girl that liked him wanted him to come over. He was exstatic.

When they got back to class, Ms. Hanifl started talking about electron configureation. Slowly, so no one would notice, she started to turn into…an excited electron! She slowly started to suck away everyones energy. Lauren went into the room next door. Seiya, Taiki, and Mamoru went into another side room.

Suddenly, a girl in a uniform like Sailor Jupiters came in from the room next door.

" I am Sailor Lita! I stand for love and shopping! For disrupting this semi-cool class, I will punish you!"

The electron laughed evil menichal laughter.

" You will never defeat me and my master!" the excited electron threw negitive ions at Sailor Lita. As she was going to get hit…

" Star Serious Laser!" yelled a chick in black leather.

The attack saved Sailor Lita.

" Need some help Sailor Jupiter?" asked the girl with the big breasts in black.

" Sailor Jupiter? I'm Sailor Lita! What are you doing here Sailor Star Fighter? And Tux Kamen, and Tai..I mean Star Maker?"

" How do you know us?" asked Tux Kamen.

" Cause you guys are way famous cartoons here! I love your show! Actually, it's Sailor Moon's show, but The Sailor Star Lights, and the Three Lights are my fave characters. Seiya is so hot! I love him! I worship him! I made a web page for him!"

The monster started to get up.

Sailor Lita began spining in circles while holding a shopping bag full of clothes.

" Obnoxious sales person elemination!" The shoping bag hit the electron over the head, and it chamged back to Ms. Hanifl.

" Well, you know who we are, will you tell us who you are?" asked Sailor Star Fighter.

" No, it's still too early in the plot to reveal that,"

Star Fighter gave Sailor Lita a kiss.

" Thanks! I love kisses, but I like hugs better. They have white and dark chocolet!" Sailor Lita ran back to the class next door. A few seconds later, Lauren emerged from the room next door.

" Hi Seiya! Is the monster gone?"

" Yeah, here do you want a kiss?"

" Sure!" Lauren put her arms around Seiya and stood on her toes. She pulled his head down to hers and kissed him deeply.

" Thanks for the kiss, but I like hugs better," Lauren said as the bell rang. " See ya after school!"

Lauren met Haruka in the hall and walked with her.

" So, Haruka, what class do you have next?"

" History. That annoying little pest Yaten is in there too."

"Well, it won't be that bad! It's Mr. Finn's class. He could be jacking off in the corner and no one would notice him!"

Chapter 2 : History and Other Boring Classes

Lauren and Haruka walked into class togethrer. As Lauren went to sit down in her normal seat acroos from Rania, she noticed someone was already sitting there.

" Okay you little ho! Get get out of my seat now or die!" Lauren screamed at the silver haired person.

" First, I'm a guy, so I'm not a ho. Second, my name is Yaten, and I'm very pleased to meet someone as obnoxious as me," said Yaten as he moved into the seat next to Rania. Haruka sat next to Lauren. Lauren pulled out a piece of paper and started to write a note to Rania. It read :

Rania,

Did you notice that the new exchage students are the characters from Sailor Moon? Seiya, Taiki, and Mamoru were in my chem class last hour. Seiya's coming to my house after school today. I wonder why Mamoru is in high school? Chelle, Mike, Danielle, and I are the only ones to have noticed so far. I don't think anyone else will since they aren't part of US. Why is Haruka's hand on my thigh?

Lauren

Rania wrote back :

I noticed. You're right, no one else knows cause they aren't one of US. Haruka's a lesbian and probably wants to flirt with you. Just puch her hand away if it's bothering you. Yaten is kinda cute. Usagi was in my first hour. She's going to fail Algabra. Anyway, Mamoru is prbably in high school for the same reason that the outers are all in our grade, the author didn't feel like putting them in other schools.

The drunk guy got on the loud speaker again.

" School is canceled for the rest of today…hicup…go…hicup..home!"

" Mr. Gokel is such a dork! Let's go home. I'll drive anyone who needs a ride," said Lauren.

" I could use a ride!" exclaimed Yaten.

" I'll take you and your brothers home. Seiya is coming over anyway. Haruka, would you take your hands out of my skirt now?" said Lauren.

" Haruka! Don't hit on the girl Seiya likes!" yelled Yaten.

" Don't tell the girl Seiya likes that he likes her!"

" So, Seiya likes me? Good. It'll make today more fun!"

Lauren loaded the Three Lights into her car.

She dropped them off, and then she and Seiya went back to her house.

" So, what do you want to do?" asked Seiya.

" I wanna lick you up and down, till you say stop. I wanna play with your body baby, cause tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you…" sang Lauren.

Seiya turned bright red.

" I a…I a…"

" Settle down, I was just singing! I don't really wanna blow you, not yet! So, do you want a kiss?"

" Sure, but I prefer hugs."

Lauren handed him a hug.

" They're my fave too. Where else can you get something with white and dark chocolet?"

Seiya leaned forward and kissed her.

" You're Sailor Lita, aren't you?"

" Wait a minute cut!" Lauren yelled.

" What's wrong?" asked the author.

" He can't find out that I'm a Sailor Scout yet! It's against the RULES!"

" What rules?"

" The rules that say that no matter how obvious it is, you can't recognise a scout unless they tell you are you see them transform!"

" Well, I'm breaking the rules!"

" You can't it's in my contract that I don't have to violate any of the rules if I don't want to!"

" Do you want a romatic sceen with Seiya or what?"

" Yes, I do! Just, can I have to tell him or something? It's not right for him to just know my painfully obvious secret!"

" Fine!"

Seiya leand forward and kissed Laurens cheek.

" How do you know who we are?"

" I told you, we're fans of the Sailor Moon show. Some of my friends and I even worship the Three Lights."

" How come you and your friends are the only ones who recognize us?"

" I don't know…"

Suddenly, a mysterious looking figure cloaked in shadow apeared.

" I'm going to rule the world. I will take you as my queen," he said to Seiya.

" Listen here, you've got it all wrong! I'm a guy!"

" Tell it to the judge. You are a woman, and I'm going to take you and kill your little friend."

" Who are you? Who do you work for?"

" I can't tell you that."

" Why?"

" The rules say that a villian isn't allowed to show his identity untill the hero has beaten him at least twice, and the bad guy has been thourghly established as a bad guy and has a bad guy sceen in his secret layer."

" Oh, I forgot that rule….Well, you are not getting me! Lauren run!"

Lauren ran to the next room with Seiya.

" Quick hide under the sink!"

" Should I transform and give away my painfully obvious secret, or let the monster get Seiya? I like him too much. I'm gonna have to give it all away…" thought Lauren.

" Lita star power!"

" I knew it! You're Sailor Lita! You look just like Sailor Jupiter!"

" That's cause I'm her american counterpart."

" You mean there's one of you for all of us?"

" No, DIC didn't translate far enough for us to have anything but inner senshi and tuxedo mask. We have a Turban boy too."

" So, the reason you recognized us was that you are Sailor Senshi too!"

" Yep, now you know our painfully obvious secret."

A noise came from outside.

" Moon breaking power!" Sailor Serena triped and droped her toy moon wand from toy's R us on the bad guy.

" I'm gonna run now, but I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"

" Dog, I don't have a dog?" said Sailor Serena.

" I know, but the author is recycling lines from old movies now. That's what happens when they stay up too late," said Sailor Amy.

" Oh, maybe the author should go to bed!" said Sailor Serena.

" I don't care what she does as long as I get out from under this sink first!" yelled Sailor Lita.

" I'm going to bed now!" said the author. " Just one thing to do first."

Sailor Lita changed back into Lauren.

" Good, now we get out from under here!"

" I have a bad feeling about this…" said Seiya.

" I'm going to print this now, and then go to bed. See ya in the morning!" said the author.

" NO you can't do this! I have rights! I'll quit!"

" It's going to be a long night…" said Seiya.

The next day at around 10:15…

" Good morning everyone!" said the author.

" Can we get out of here now?" asked Lauren.

" Fine! Don't ask if I had a good sleep!" yelled the author.

Lauren and Seiya climbed out of the cabinet.

" Gee, you think she could of at least made us breakfast after leaving us in here all night! I mean we were practically gropping each other in our sleep!"

" You were sleeping? Oops…" said Seiya.

Lauren blushed bright red.

" Anyway, can we get on with it! And I'll deal with you later Seiya! "

" Okay!" said the author.

Chapter 3 : Stuff you need to know

Due to the technical dificulty that they have not yet been written, we are now jumping a head to chapter 101. Sorry for the inconveniance.

Chapter 101 : Latin is Dead aka. Why Danielle is a bitch

" bewear the ids of march!" said the sooth sayer.

" but it's not march," said Danielle.

" yeah, I know. But the only way people pay any attention to me is if I go around saying cryptic things like, bewear the ids of march," explained the sooth sayer.

" yeah but oh nevermind!"

Danielle took her seat between a Silver haired guy and a girl with blue hair.

" Carpe diem!" exclaimed the silver haired one.

" Siese the day? Why? Is it going somewhere?" asked Danny.

" No, but Carpe Diem is latin, and this is latin class, so carpe diem!"

" Whatever! You are such an idiot! If you ever even look at me again I'll pull your eyes out!"

" That's way harsh Tai."

Danny turned to the new voice, " Chelle?"

" Yep it's me! I ditched Spanish and came here. Why are you being so mean to Yaten-kun?"

" He's anoying! I'm going to rip his eys out!"

" You are so over dramatic and bitchy!"

" It's okay Chelle-chan. She's just like Rei-chan. I'm used to it."

" That's it!!! That's the reason Danielle is a bitch!!!!!"

" Why am I bitch?" she asked.

Sudenly all the students in the class lost all their energy, except for Ami, Yaten, Chelle, and Danielle. The bad guy was standing in shadow laughing an evil menical laughter.

" Now I have the power to unleash my monster!"

Danielle and Chelle hid behind a desk and two passed out students.

"Should we transform?" asked Chelle.

" Of course!" yelled Danny.

" Reaye star power!"

" Serena crystal power!"

They both transformed.

" Okay nega slease! You are going down! I stand for nothing! I am sailor Serena and in the name of clutziness and ditzes everywhere I will punish you!"

" Oh I'm really scared! I'm Takiwaki Kuno The Blue Thunder of Ferenkun High! I will destroy you! Wait, I can not destroy sailor raye. I love her!"

Kuno ran over to Sailor raye and began to Chant.

" I love you I would date with you I love you I would date with you…."

" Oh no! Not another guy! I don't want to date with you! Go away you slime ball before I rip your tounge out!"

" OH YEAH! That's why you're a bitch Danny! It's cause your Rei's american counter part!"

" And that nust be why you're such a ditz! That's the only explaination for why you just gave our identities away!!!!!!!!!!"

Now that Kuno wasn't a treat, they detransformed.

"Well, now you know why latin is a dead language!" said Danny.

" We do?" asked Chelle.

" Yeah, look at all the dead people in this room,"

" Oh," said Chelle, " I still don't get it."

" Forget it. It's over your head."

" Get off of me you echi!" Danny yelled at Kuno as he came up behind her and pulled her breasts apart with his arms.

" Hey! When he does that you have breasts!" exclaimed Chelle. " you should do that more often Danny!"

" Shut up! I'm not flat!" Danny yelled as she kicked Kuno in the head.

" wonder what Mike is up to?" thought Chelle.

" that's all you think about," said Danny.

Chapter 102 : Mike and Mamoru's conversation

" How are you?" asked Mike.

" Fine, and you?"

" I'm good. Want to read a comic book or play a video game?"

" sure, can we do that during class?"

" Sure, this is art. We don't have to work. Here's a X men comic."

" Thanks."

Chapter 103 : Haruka and Phil

" are you gay?" Phil asked Haruka.

" Why? You aren't atracted to me since you obviously like men."

" You are a guy, and I'm not atracted to men. I was just wondering why a man goes around wearing breasts."

" They don't unless they'e a perv. And I'm not a guy, I'm a girl!"

" No your not. Anyway, I wouldn't want you anyway."

" Good cause I've got a girl."

" See! I knew you were a guy!"

" I'm a lesbian!!"

" oh, well who are you dating?"

" Her name isn't your buisness. Now shut up or I'll hit you!"

" Okay. Sorry! Can I touch one to see if it's real?"

" No you can't touch one! And you wouldn't know what a real one felt like anyway!"

" Yes I would. I'm in Drama, and I find lots of reasons to accedintally touch girls."

" You're a Lech! Stay away from me or I'll hit you!"

" I'm sorry gorge. Can I still pet the rabits?"

" You're sick."

Chapter 104 : Algebra

Rania and Usagi were in Algebra class learning about quadratic eqations and how to graph them.

" Rania?"

" Yes Usagi?"

" What is a quadratic?"

" It's an equation that has something squared in it."

" Oh… How do you solve them?"

" Use the formula x equals the opposite of b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a."

" Um… okay, when's lunch?"

" At 11:35. Why?"

" Cause all this thinking about stuff I don't know is making me hungry."

" Oh…"

Chapter 105 : Chelle, Mike, Usagi, and Mamoru talk in the hall

" Hi Mike…"

" Hi Mamo-chan"

" Hi Chelle"

" Hi Usako"

" Mike what do you want to do tonight?"

" Mamo-chan what do you want to do tonight?"

" Let's play video games, watch Slayers, and beet each other with sticks while my little brother watches."

" Let's go to Mike's with Chelle, and do what they're doing."

" Okay…"

" Okay…"

Chapter 106 : Lauren, Chelle, and Usagi have a talk

" You guys can do so much better! Why do you stay with these stupid no talent guys?!" asked Lauren.

" Destiny. We love them!" replied both.

" Well, how do you know it's what you want if you don't try other things?"

" We don't, but we trust! How else can we know?" said both.

" Well, why don't you ask the person that knows everything?"

" You don't mean the Good Magician Humphery do you?"

" Of course not! Are you crazy!? Even if you could get to Xaneth, you would owe Humphery a year of servise for your answer! I ment ask me!"

" Oh, so, what is our destiny?"

" Usagi is ment to be with Mamo-chan. Chelle, you are ment to meet and marry Prince Dor."

" Dor? But he's from Xanth!"

" Yes. He's going to enrole in our school soon, and fall in love with you when he accedentaly gets a peek at the color of your panties. Then you will later summon the stork together. He's going to stay here, and you will occasonally visit Xaneth."

" Wow! How do you know all this?" asked Usagi.

" Simple. I just asked the author."

" Oh! How smart of you! No wonder Seiya and Yaten and Taiki love you!" said Usagi.

" You mean all three like me?!"

" Oh I didn't mean to tell!"

" It's okay. It's going to be fun going after all three!"

Lauren smiled an evil grin.

Chapter 108 : Danny and the evil one

" Danielle, Akane, pigtailed girl, how can I choose?"

" You don't have to chose! Get away from me you evil thing! You lech! I hate you! I'm going to rip every hair off of your body one at a time!"

Kuno grabs Danny from behind and pulls her breasts apart.

" Wow! Danny! Your breasts get unusually large when he does that! Do you think you could attach him to yourself so that you always have breasts?" asked Faup.

" I will kill you when I get this echi off of me! Do you hear me Mike Faup!?"

Mike walks away laughing.

" You can't treat the queen of the universe this way! You'll see! I'll get you all!!"

Chapter 109 : Prince Dor Arrives

A strange, but handsom young many walks into Lauren, Chelle, Seiya, and Yaten's lunch, and sits down next to Chelle.

" Hi there! I'm Chelle. Are you new here?"

" Hji! Ilm nretw hfekrle. My nlajmke, igs Dor."

" He sure does talk like an idiot! What the hell is he saying?" said Yaten.

" Don't be mean Yaten! I can understand him perfectly. He's Prince Dor from Xanth. He's totally hot!"

" How can you tell what he's saying?" asked Seiya.

" Easy! I asked the author to translate. Here. She'll translate for everyone now."

" Hi. I'm new here. I'm Dor. Thanks for translating Lauren."

" No problem."

" Lauren, how do you know prince Dor?" asked Chelle.

" Dor and I go way back. He saw my panties when I fell into Xanth for the first time. I taught him how to summon the stork, and now he's part of the adult conspiracy."

" What! You're just friends right?!" exclaimed Seiya.

" Yes! Well, we're really close friends."

Yaten and Seiya looked pissed.

" Chelle, you are beautiful. Do you have a talent?"

" Oh yeah! It kinda matches yours!"

" You talk to inanimate things?"

" No silly! I trip over inanimate things! I always trip and fall at just the right times."

" Oh…" said Dor.

" Seiya and Yaten have talents too."

" What are they?" asked the guys.

" Well," said Lauren, " Seiya is talented at anything relating to the adult conspiracy, and Yaten has a talent for pissing people off to the point that they'd kiss him if it'd shut him up."

" What's your talent Lauren?" asked Seiya.

" My talent is minipulating and relating to people."

" You could never minipulate me!" said Yaten and Seiya.

" Oh yeah?"

" Yeah!"

Lauren walked over and kissed Seiya deeply.

" Will, you go get my book from my locker?"

" Sure! Anything you want!" Seiya ran to Lauren's locker.

" Yaten, would you go get me some water?"

" N…." Lauren put her arms around him and play with his hair.

" Pleeeeeaaaaseeeeee……"

" okay, anything for you…"

" Point proven," said Dor.

Chelle laughed, " They are stupid!"

" So Chelle," asked Dor, " would you like me to show you how to summon the stork?"

" Sure! What is that?"

" Well, first I need to see the color of your panties…."

Chapter 110 : The color of her panties

The color of each of the girls panties is listed in order.

1. Chelle = pink

2. Lauren = green

3. Danny = red

4. Rania = blue

Side note : the guys don't wear any panties. It's been said that panties make it difcult for men to summon the stork. Personally, I believe that any man who wears panties has something wrong in the head. Oh, and the Sailor Star Lights don't wear panties under the black leather either. This was hard to discover since they don't really enjoy having women look up their shorts.

Chapter 111 : The minipulation of Yaten

"Yaten…"

" Yes Lauren?"

" Well, I don't know how to ask this really…."

" just say it. You've never been shy with me before."

" Well, it's just that I need your help."

" Really? And you want my help, not Seiya's?!"

" Well, I need you to go on a date with me."

" You want to date me?!"

" It's a double date. Promise that you'll come!"

" Sure! I promise!"

" Good! I needed someone to take my friend Sari so she could come with Seiya and me. She needs a good looking guy that's not too tall. You are perfect!"

" Wait. I thought I was going with you!"

" Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you knew it would be with one of my friends! Don't worry! You'll love her! Just promise not to be rude."

" I promise…"

" Thanks! I knew I could count on you!" Lauren said. She gave him a soft lingering kiss on the lips.

" If you need anything Yaten, just ask. Thanks again." And with that she ran to catch Seiya.

" I think I've just been had," thought Yaten, " but at least I got a kiss out of it. And maybe this girl will be okay."

Chapter 112: Enter Ryoga

Lauren, Mike, Chelle, Yaten, Seiya, and Sari were in the movies.

" This was a great idea Lauren… Sari is so sweet! She's quiet and nice, and… do you think she likes me?" asked Yaten.

" Well…" Lauren looked at Sari who had the trade marked hearts in her eyes while glued to the movie screen. The movie was Speed 2, which had her current obsesion in it. " Well, I think she might. She's having a good time,"

" I'll be so happy if she likes me. Who else would put up with me?"

Mike leaned in to kiss Chelle. Their lips were just about ready to touch. Chelle had waited her whole life for this day. She had always loved Mike, and now he would be hers. Just before her dreams were realized, a man ran into the theater and yelled at the top of his lungs, drawing all attention from Mike to him.

" Where on earth am I now?!" exclaimed the strange man.

" Oh wow he's hot…" said Lauren, Chelle, and Sari.

The man walked up to Chelle…

" Kisumi what are you doing here? Where is Akane?"

" Huh? I'm not Kisume… I'm Chelle… who are you?"

" I'm Ryoga Habiki. Where am I?"

" Well," started Lauren, " you're in a really strange fanfic that I think is going to start incorparating Ranma ½ characters…"

" hey, I hate to brake this sceen up, but it's pouring down rain out side, and I think I should shut the computer down," said the author.

" Oh… okay… when do we find out what happens??" asked Chelle.

" Well, Mike is coming over to night {sigh I can see how you like him } so I'll write more when he's gone…."

" okay! Hurry up!" said Lauren.

" Who are all of you talking to? And where is the strange voice coming from?" asked Ryoga.

" Don't worry about it sweety… we'll explain later…" said Lauren and Chelle.

Chapter 113 : A jump to seventh hour

Because my friend Becca wants to be in this story, and because she's in my seventh hour, we are now jumping from when ever we were to Friday 7th hour.

" Hit wait, hit wait, release dat dat dat catch…" counted Lauren and Ami.

" Down up down up and hit 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and down up down up," counted Becca.

" Okay, let's clean the show now…"

The girls were in Drill Team class. It was the week before the world championships in Ohio. The five officers, Ammie, Lauren, Sherelle, Becca, and Kristin, were all working hard to get the guard's show in shape. Becca put the music in the CD player….

" Oh father I have sinned…." Oops, wrong show.

" River deep mountain high yi yi yi yi…"

" OWE!!!!" screamed Jamie.

" what's wrong?" ask Becca and Lauren.

" I dropped my blade five on my head!! It hurts!!"

After that, the bell rang. I think it's time to go.

" Nope," said Becca, " we have to sell ice cream today."

Chapter I'm not sure what number we're on : Lauren and Becca sell ice cream

Lauren and Becca pull the ice cream cart out to the bus area.

" This is stupid," said Lauren.

" Yeah…"

They stood there from 2:35-3:00.

" Oh I wish I were an Oscar Myer weiner…."

" Okay… let's go to the next chapter…"

Chapter let's just say 6 for the hell of it: Dante's Inferno

Danielle was tied to a big sharp rock in a really hot place that looked red. A guy with really hairy legs and a tail was tormenting her.

" Stop it…. Stop it now…" said Danny.

" he he… I'm the Devil, and you can't stop me… if you keep it up, I'm going to taunt you some more…"

" No! You can't treat people like this!"

" I warned you, okay… this is a finger this is a finger, is that rock a finger?"

" No! Rocks aren't fingers!"

" Yes it is… this is a finger and this is a finger, are fingers fingers?"

" Of course they are!"

" no they aren't, OKAY, this is a finger this is a finger, is that pit of fire with the people burning in it a finger?"

" no…"

" yes it is… okay, this is a finger this is a finger, are those people being eaten by a dog a finger…."

Chapter 7: the hat

I threw a hat in the air, who caught it?

" I did," said two people at the same time.

" No I did," said the asker, " I threw the hat in the air, who caught it?"

" I did," said one of the girls.

" Right you did!" said the asker.

Chapter 8: More Hell

" okay, this is a finger, and this is a finger, is that guy who's head just exploded a finger?"

" Listen you what ever you are! You can't treat me like this! I'm the Queen of the Universe!"

" Huh?"

" That's right you ugly fur legged, horned monkey! You can't treat me this way!"

The Devil got tears in his eyes, " You can't call me names! I'll tell God on you!"

" You ugly, repulsive degenerate! Don't talk to me that way!"

The Devil ran off crying… " I'm going and telling God on you!"

Chapter 9: God and the Devil

" So you see God, I just can't do this anymore. I want a new role! When people start insulting me, that's the end of it. I'm supposed to scare them, not them scare me!"

" But Lucifer, your job is important! If you don't watch the people in hell, who will? And you did volenteer for the job…"

" But God, you don't get it! I've never seen a human like this girl! She says I can't taunt her cause she's the queen of the Universe, and I wasn't hurting her, just playing the finger game! I brought her to hell to keep me company, but she's hurting my feelings!"

" I will meet this girl, and I will talk sense into her. Then will you stay the devil?"

" Sure, just don't send her back to me…"

Chapter 10: God and Danielle have a talk

" Now Danielle, you can't go around teasing the Devil. It's just not nice. You hurt his feelings," said God.

" I hurt his feelings!? He's the Devil, and he should treat me better than that! I thought he wanted my company, not to torture me!"

" But he was just playing the finger game with you…."

" Finger shminger! He can go finger someone else for all I care! I'm the Queen of the Universe! You can't treat me like this!"

" Danielle, I'm God, I can treat you how ever I want…"

" NO! I'm the Queen of the Univers!"

" Danielle, I'm sending you back to Earth now. I don't want to see you in heaven or hell until you learn respect for God and the Devil…" God nodded to two angles. Thay came and got Danny and started to drag her away.

" You can't do this to me! I'll be back! I'M THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!"

Chapter 11: The next year

Due to the fact that it's now the next school year, and my friends are now seniors, and I'm a junior, we are skipping the rest of my sophmore year… it's now somewhere in the beginning of my junior year.

Chapter 12: Enter the newest obsession

Lauren and Mike were sitting together after lunch. Mike was in a really bad mood, and Lauren had tried to cheer him up with some of her really bad drawing. Lauren was just getting ready to slap Mike when Adam came and sat down with them.

" Hi Adam! What's up?" asked Lauren with trademark hearts in her eyes.

" Nothing really," he replied.

" Ha ha! You forgot to hit me!" said Mike.

" Yeah, I did! Thanks for reminding me!" Lauren hit Mike upside the head with her AP Chemistry book.

" That hurts! You're a bitch!"

" I know I'm a bitch. Thanks!"

" You aren't a bitch Lauren. I bet you'd never hit me," said Adam.

" He doesn't know you very well does he?" said Mike.

Lauren smacked him again.

" Okay," said the author.

" Okay what?" said Lauren.

" Well, I'm to lazy to write about how you and Adam get together, but you two are dating now."

" We are? What about Seiya?"

" Ah, I'll think of something for him later, but now you are in love with Adam."

" Don't I get any say in this?"

" No, not really. I'll be nice and let you and Seiya stay best friends though. That good?"

" No, but what can I do?"

" Nothing, you'll just have to go along with it. Don't worry. Adam is a lot like Mike. Well, like Mike is with Chelle. He sits on the phone and doesn't really talk, and you won't get to see him to often, and he'll confuse you about how he really feels."

" Oh, that's really comforting! What good do I get outta this relationship?"

" a date for homecomming."

" OH!!! Okay!!"

Okay, that's it for now. When I write more, It'll be posted as part 2.