
Sailor Moon episode 13Episode title: Wedding day BluesCanadian Air date: 9/15/95 American Air date: 9/27/95 The class was bored out of their minds as the teacher indifferently taught them how to sew. The class, obviously, was Home Economics. The teacher's name was Miss Helen Lambert, and she was in love. She stopped for a minute to remember the man she had fallen in love with. She sighed, and Molly noticed. Molly looked to Serena, and saw her sleeping. When Miss Lambert asked if there were any questions, Serena, in her sleep, asked for more fudge. Miss Lambert looked out the window. Molly asked if she was all right. Molly and Serena went to a parlor after school. Serena was trying to wake up. Melvin saw them, and came to them, and told them that Miss Lambert was getting married. The best part to him was that the man was a computer salesman. The man's name was Herbert. Serena said that the man sounded boring, and said, raising her ice cream over her head, that she would be married to the most wicked cool guy. She was going to have a jamboree for a wedding. Then, her ice cream fell on her head. Helen Lambert came out of a dress making shop, and started to walk down the street. Suddenly, a voice came from behind her. It was Patricia Haruna, and she was ecstatic about the upcoming marriage. "Word travels fast." Helen said. Patricia said that Helen already had the fabric picked out for her dress, and Helen said that she would buy something from a store. Patricia said that it should be her dream dress, and they went to buy some fabric. Meanwhile, across the street, Maxfield Stanton sat in his car, listening to the conversation. The house was Nephlite's though the people always gave the ownership rights to someone else. Nephlite was there though, and that was all that mattered. He gave his chant, 'The stars know everything', and the solar system appeared again, as before. He found his next victim: Helen Lambert. Serena was walking down the street, and went by a wedding celebration. She was glad for the newly-weds. Then, she saw a sign. It was for a contest, and the prize was a trip to Hawaii. To win, a well planned, well presented wedding dress had to be sewn. Meanwhile, Raye walked by, and saw it. Serena thought that Hawaii would be the perfect place for her honeymoon. She went into a daydream. In the daydream, Serena was in an elegant dress, and was just married to Tuxedo Mask and Andrew. She was also French. She came back to reality. "Yeah right! In your dreams, Serena!" She said to herself. Serena heard yelling. She looked over, and it was Raye. She was yelling at a man about the contest. She said that it was unfair that anyone not getting married couldn't enter the contest. The man said that she could enter, if she promised to get married at his chapel someday. Raye was excited. She saw Serena. Raye asked Serena if her mother had a sewing machine. "Yeah, why? Are you getting too big for your uniform, Raye?" Raye laughed it off, smiling. Serena was shocked. They went to go to Serena's. Meanwhile, Miss Lambert walked by the sign, and read it. She said to herself that Herbert had always dreamed of Hawaii. At Serena's, Raye and Serena's mother met for the first time. Serena's mother asked how they met, and Raye said that Serena came to the temple, and it just clicked. Serena said to herself that Raye had almost bashed her head in. Serena protested when her mother gave Raye the last piece of cake. Raye ate it, and said that she should enter it in a contest. She mentioned that she needed a sewing machine to sew a dress for a contest, and Serena's mother said that she didn't have a sewing machine. Serena and her mother laughed. When it was over, and Raye was about to go home, she and Serena got into an argument about the contest. Serena called Raye a brat, and Raye stuck her tongue (Woo Hoo!) out at Serena. Luna said to herself, "If they'd spent half as much energy on finding the Moon Princess, it would be over by now." At Amy's Serena was upset, because Raye was going about the contest behind her back. Amy said that Serena wouldn't want to miss two weeks of school, and Serena said that there was more to life than school. Serena asked Amy to help, and all Amy could do was give her books on sewing. Amy had no time to be fooling around with all the work she had to do. "I knew there was a catch." Serena said. At a fabric store, people were physically fighting over fabric. Miss Lambert watched, and a piece of fabric floated by her. She picked it up, and it was wonderful. A voice came from behind her, saying that it was made for her. She turned around, and before her was Maxfield Stanton. He tried the fabric, and thought the quality was superb. He told Miss Lambert to take it, and she did. Molly said that Serena was crazy. She couldn't make a dress! She was failing Home EC! Serena asked for help. Molly said that what would happen is that Molly would do all the work while Serena read comics. Serena offered to do Molly's homework for a week. "Some offer!" Meanwhile, Luna saw it, and wondered what Serena was up to. Serena and Molly walked, and saw a man with flowers, heading up an apartment building stairwell. The man was short, bald, and portly. Serena and Molly watched as the man knocked on Miss Lambert's door. Serena and Molly were shocked. "Miss Lambert's marrying a goober!" The man was Herbert. He knocked on the door, calling to Miss Lambert, and asked what he had done wrong. She hadn't returned his calls, and hadn't spoken to him. Miss Lambert answered, sporting a new look. Her hair was shorter, and she was no longer wearing glasses. She had a very menacing look on her face. Herbert offered her the flowers, and Miss Lambert knocked them to the ground. She told Herbert to leave, and said that he was fat and balding. She continued with an onslaught of insults, and slammed the door shut. Molly said that Miss Lambert really let him have it. Serena said that she wouldn't be able to sleep through class, and Luna suspected the Negaverse. At Raye's, Amy and Luna arrived, looking for her. Amy said it was peaceful. Suddenly, yelling could be heard, and it was Raye, running from her grandfather. She had sheets draped all over herself, and was running fast. Suddenly, she slammed into Amy, and hit the ground. Gramps took the sheets, and Raye said that he was no fun. Luna said, "What was that you said about peaceful?" Gramps asked Amy why she was there. Amy said that she came to see Raye, and Gramps warned her that Raye was obsessed with weddings. Meanwhile, Serena was in her parent's room doorway. She secured the premises for parents, and crept over to the curtains. She said that they'd be perfect, and her mother came, wondering what she was doing. Serena said that she needed the fabric for an extra credit project. Serena's mom knew that she was going to use it for the wedding dress, and grounded Serena. At Helen's she was spinning around, engulfed by new energy. She spun around and around until she was tired, and fell to the floor. The next day, the man that had been in charge of the contest was keeping track of the lineup outside an auditorium. "I'm gonna make a bundle!" He said to himself. Meanwhile, Serena, Amy, Raye and Luna were at the gate to the auditorium. Serena's fingers were in bandages, and Amy was sure that her room was spotless. Serena said that she was upset, because she couldn't enter the contest, and Raye said that she would have a lot of time to heal when her mother grounds her for failing sewing. Serena cried, and Amy told them to stop. Luna told Serena to get into the contest, and Serena said that she didn't have a dress. Raye reminded her of the Luna Pen. She used it. "DISGUISE POWER!! TURN ME INTO A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE LIKE IN THE MAGAZINES!!" Serena was in a beautiful dress. She went to enter the contest. Inside, the contest began. The man was going to introduce his superstar guest hostess, Zoe Sublime. The curtains opened, revealing Miss Lambert. Serena was surprised, and Miss Lambert used her powers, newly acquired from the Negaverse, to make the man fall in love with her. She put them all to sleep, except Serena, who was interrupted by Luna. Meanwhile, Nephlite sensed the climb of energy in Miss Lambert, and released his monster, the Black Widow. Black Widow emerged, and Serena said that she would get the widow, because she hated spiders. Raye and Amy appeared, and introduced themselves as the Sailor Scouts. "MOON PRISM POWER!!!" "MERCURY POWER!!!" "MARS POWER!!! Sailor Scouts appeared. Black Widow attacked, and caught Sailor Moon. Mercury and Mars helped her out. "MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!!" "MARS FIRE IGNITE!!!" The webbing that had trapped Sailor Moon was gone, but she could still feel it. Black Widow attacked again, and Sailor Moon countered. "MOON TIARA MAGIC!!" The Black Widow was destroyed, and everyone woke up. At a wedding chapel, Helen and Herbert walked out, newly married. Serena was jealous because she didn't get the cruise, but Helen and Herbert deserved it. Amy said that if Serena caught the bouquet, she could start making wedding plans. Then Miss Haruna appeared, and said that it was going to be hers. Helen threw the bouquet, and Serena, Raye, and Miss Haruna fought over it, and stopped when it finally landed in Amy's arms.
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