The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> 	Oh great and wonderous Oracle, who can predict the very motions of the 
> molecules of the universe, please answer these humble questions for your
> supplicant.
> 
> 	Is NOR squiffy? Why?
> 
> 	Also, what does squiffy mean?
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} 
} Nobody but God. 

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> 	Oh great and wise Oracle, who's merest ruminations we mortals are unworthy of, please answer this humble supplicants questions.
> 
> 	Is NOR squiffy? Why?
> 
> 	And what does squiffy mean, anyway?
> 
> 	Your previous answer of "Nobody but God" did not enlighten us to these difficult questions.
> 
> 	Please help us.
> 

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.
} 
} Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; 
} hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy,
} took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can
} in the Bertie.
} 
} You owe to Oracle a slight buzz.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> 	Oh great and wondrous oracle, whose logic exceeds that of human
> comprehension, please these humble questions answer for me:
> 
> 	Is NOR squiffy? Why or why not?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} NOR is not squiffy,
} Rather t'is iffy,
} Though in a jiffy,
} It functions quite well.
} 
} Better to be quaint,
} And say "this ain't",
} And "that ain't",
} Then without complaint,
} Your musings will dwell.
} 
} ***********************
} Oracle's Disclaimer:
} 
} ANY USE OF BAD LANGUAGE SUCH AS THE WORD "AIN'T" OR OTHER FORMS OF ENGLISH THAT
} ARE NOT THE QUEEN'S OWN (SUCH AS EBONICS, LATINO, OR PLAIN
} WHITE-TRASH-HILLBILLY-BLATHERING) ARE NOT RECCOMENDED BY THE ORACLE AND ANY
} PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH THE USE OF SUCH LANGUAGE IS NOT THE RESPONSIBILITY OF
} THE ORACLE NOR :) OF ANY OF IT'S SUBSIDIARIES:
} 
} DOW Chemicals International
} Disney Corp.
} Amaco Oil
} Bank of America
} Popeye's Fried Chicken
} Ford Motor Company
} Germany
}