Blue Seed Omake Theater!
Transcripted by Faronon Wolf
(taken from a subbed version)

2: BS Living Room Theater

ACT ONE:

Kunikida: I did it!

Momiji: Oh no!

ACT TWO:

Momiji: Mr. Kusanagi, I-I-I-I-you-

Kusanagi: Koto?

M: Kotogaume! (name of a famous Sumo wrestler) No, I-I-you-

K: Koto?

M: Kotonishiki! (another famous Sumo wrestler) Kotoinazuma! (yet another famous Sumo wrestler) Kototoiwa! (famous Sumo wrestler number four) Kotononami! (famous… well, you get the idea.) Kotokaze! Kotozenda!

ACT THREE:

(nothing was spoken)

ACT FOUR:

Kunikida: The TAC has been fighting a battle against the Aragami which have been attacking in overwhelming force. However, thanks to my genius, the ultimate weapon is almost ready!

Momiji: *laughs*

Kuni: It’s finished! It’s done!

Matsu: Really? Are you sure, sir?

Kuni: Yes, we’ll market this product everywhere! Envelope! Don’t look at this directly! This is extremely dangerous! Just a sideways glance could be fatal! I want to try it out.

Kus: What do you want?

Kuni: We desperately need you to aid in the development of a new Anti-Aragami weapon.

Kus: I can’t believe you called me up here for a stupid reason like that.

Kuni: All right, give it here.

Kome: Yes, sir.

Kus: What? *starts laughing*

Kome: He’s dead!

Matsu: Incredible! I can’t believe this thing actually affects the Aragami!

Kuni: Of course! It’s the best joke I’ve ever created! And so, the Kunikida Special, a Joke Bomb designed to destroy the Aragami, is finished! Of course, this bomb won’t affect any other Aragami, since Momiji was killed by the joke as well. No more Aragami. That’s nice!

END