Blue Seed Omake Theater!
Transcripted by Faronon Wolf
(taken from a subbed version)

3: X-File: In case of Kunikida

Takeuchi: Sir, it’s dangerous in that direction!

Kuni: What’s the matter, Takeuchi?

Take: Look over there.

Kuni: The ground was drawn on an animation cel! How many anime characters have died because they failed to recognize it? You did a great job! Thank you for finding it!

(they fall)

Kuni: Damn! They did a really complicated sequence here! Supervisor Kawasaki! The ground in this scene was drawn on a cel!

Take: Yes, they said it was too much of a bother to do two cuts!

Kuni: I don’t want to hear their excuses! Hurry up and let’s go.

Take: Yes!

Kuni: This is our objective.

Take: Yes. The information said that one is somewhere inside this house.

Kuni: This door is not drawn on the cel! Damn! Normally, they draw the door on the cel to open like this!

Take: No, not like that! This door opens like this!

[Easter egg: the little slip of paper on Kunikida’s back reads: Kuni-chan]

Kuni: If it were normal, it would be less trouble. Well, where is that one?

Take: I’ve heard it will be in the desk drawer in this room.

Kuni: Desk drawer?! I have a bad feeling. As I thought! These drawers are not drawn on the cel!

Take: Sir, if you open the wrong drawer-

Kuni: What will happen?

Take: Kaboom!

Kuni: I hadn’t heard anything about that.

Take: It was decided just now.

Kuni: Anyway, it’s in one of these drawers. The bottom one shouldn’t move because the pattern is too complicated. I have to choose between the top one or the middle one. Is this it?!

"THE ONE"

Take: Yes, it’s THE ONE! But how did you figure it out?

Kuni: It’s easy. Look at the handles of the drawers. The one is too complicated to re-trace during movement. The one in the middle doesn’t need to be re-traced.

Take: Your explanation is a little difficult for people outside this business to follow, but what great reasoning!

Kuni: You will burn yourself if you fall in love with me.

Take: Sir!

Kuni: Later.

END