A few Sayings for life

 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

 Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

 Do not walk beside me, either.  Just leave me the
 hellalone.

 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken
 fan belt and a leakytire.

 It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going
 to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

 It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a
 lot.

 Sex is like air; it's not important unless you
 aren't getting any.

 We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get
 worse.

 No one is listening until you make a mistake.

 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
 else.

 Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
 to serve as a warning
 to others.

 It is far more impressive when others discover your
 good qualities without your help.

 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
 missing a couple of car payments.

 If you tell the truth you don't have to remember
 anything.

 If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
 again; it was probably worth it.

 If you haven't much education you must use your
 brain.

 You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the
 strong.

 When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" - it's
 always a negative one.

 The word listen contains the same letters as the
 word silent.

 The trouble with work is - it's so daily.

 The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is
 that little extra.

 Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy.
 Check 3 friends, if They are OK, you're it.

 Pain and suffering are inevitable but misery is
 optional.

 Cleaning your house while your kids are still
 growing is like clearing the driveway before it has 
 stopped snowing.