Dear Aunt Aggie

Disgruntled Aunt Aggie or what?!!
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1Q:  I am 28 and I am convinced that I am
 stunted, flat-chested  and ugly and I have a persistent and persistant body
 odour. My doctor tells me that I am completely normal,
 well-developed and attractive and that  I smell just fine. What
 should I do?

 A:  Marry your doctor.


2Q:  I am a young man who has just ROD. The
 problem is I am spotting a moustache. Half my friends like it and the other
 half think I look dirty. What can I do?

 A : Spot half a moustache.


3Q:  I hate examinations. Everytime I have to
 take an exam, I have stomach cramps and diarrhea. My teacher and
 parents have given advice but none seem to be working. I'm still afraid of
 exams.

 A:  Make arrangements with your teacher and principal to take the exam
 in the school toilet.


4Q:  I am fed-up with the rat race. I want to migrate to a country where
 I will have a proper shelter and food taken care of. Maybe a garden
 too.Ample time to do my studies if I want to and get paid for some easy
 job, can you recommend any country?

 A:  You don't have to look far. Try Changi Prison.


5Q.  Obese NS men will have Basic Training extended - ST Jun 2 1990

 A:  This gives a new meaning to S.A.F - STARVE ALL FATTIES.