Ah Beng Speaks: About Recent Events

 Aiyoh, now they ban our fighters from flying over their heads,
 They say on top got a lot of planes already, its for safety sake.

 Alamak! Donno what went wrong inside their heads,
 Maybe they woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

 Maybe one reason is our train checkpoint; they still very hot.
 Since they failed to touch our bottom, now they try the top.

 Donno our pilots once leave ground, got shoot up like rocket.
 If not, touch their airspace only a little bit, we all kena catch.

 But we all always steady, everyday we also ready.
 Plan A kena blocked, still got Plan B, even got C and D.

 Must tell 6 months ahead, if they don't allow our jets to go zoom.
 Not suka suka one day only, like soaking dirty clothes in bathroom.

 Wah, what about our water agreement that ends in 2011?
 Like that, they also can anyhow stop tomorrow if they want.

 Agreement signed already, is like going to court and swear.
 Word must keep wan, cannot anyhow change like underwear.

 Contract, other people all treat like gold,
 But they treat like paper in the toilet bowl.

 We promise our dog go walk walk, even this one we also keep,
 That is why our investors trust us, never need loose any sleep.

 Their currency policies, they anyhow stir,
 Rules keep changing, until everybody blur.

 They make until, we also forced to close our CLOB.
 So many of we all investors, "chia lat" kena caught.

 At first thought got money to make from their shares.
 Now worry like mad, everything else also doesn't care.

 Now must wait for one year, then our money can take out,
 Sometimes also donno want to cry long long or cry loud loud.

 Economy they now close, wait their investors all "chow."
 Then harder to make money, end up eat grass like cows.

 They say he senile already, he upstairs already crack,
 That's why he anyhow say this and anyhow say that.

 Things in country go wrong, everybody he also kick with the foot.
 Act like cowboy in western movie, anyhow "shoot! shoot! shoot!"

 First he blame one "ang mo," say he behind all their sorrows
 Then got nobody left, he hammered us, like that how to swallow?

 He act like big fish and think we ikan bilis,
 But what he says now nobody can believe.

 If you got plenty of trouble, you must learn to be humble,
 Then people willing to help you, like that you won't stumble.

 If you blame everybody left right centre, all you also scold,
 People fed-up, say bye bye, end up you lonely like a flagpole.

 Now he "humtum" his former kaki, try to create some fear,
 So that people all go his side, also scared walls got ears.

 Good people's advice, he did not listen at all,
 See, this is what happens, if your ears got walls.

 30+ years ago our fathers also went through hell,
 They also didn't die, now even got good stories to tell.

 We all now like wet clay, thrown into fire hot hot,
 Relax lah friend, we sure come out a tougher lot!


 --- Still yet another crazy composition, from
 Cornelius "CORN" Pang
 Sweet-corn or Pop-Corn, take your pick!

 Composed on 19th September 1998