A Perfect Story
     There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together
was, of course, perfect.
     
     One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was
driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the
roadside in distress.

     Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood
Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.  Not wanting to
disappoint any  children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple 
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

     Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately,
the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and
Santa Claus had an accident.

     Only one of them survived the accident.
     Who was the survivor?      (scroll down for the answer.....) 



     The perfect woman - everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
and no  such thing as a perfect man.  (Men, scroll down.......)


     A Male's Response
     So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
perfect woman must have been driving.  This explains why there was
a car accident.