Brand Names of Cars

 AUDI:
 Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

 BMW:
 Bought My  Wife
 Brings Me Women
 Brings More Women but
 Broke My  Wallet

 CHEVROLET:
 Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended  Trips

 DODGE:
 Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
 Dead On the Day  Guarantee Expires

 FIAT:
 Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

 FORD:
 Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 GM:
 Garbage  Motors
 Gluteus Maximus

 HONDA:
 Hallmark Of Non-Destructable  Automobiles (Yes!)

 HYUNDAI:
 Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

 SAAB:
 Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

 SUBARU:
 Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 TOYOTA:
 Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

 VOLVO:
 Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 PORSCHE:
 Proof  Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything