Car Accident

     A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it is a
 bad one.   Both of their cars are totally destroyed but amazingly,
 neither the man  nor the woman are hurt. After they crawl out of
 their cars, the man says to the woman, "Hmm..., you're a woman.
 That's interesting. I'm a man...and just look at our cars!

     There's nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt.  This
 must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
 together in peace for the rest of our days."

     The woman replied, " I agree with you completely. This must be
 a sign from God!"

     The man continued, " And look at this, here's another miracle!
 My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
 break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
 fortune!" Then he hands the bottle to the woman. The woman nods 
 her head in agreement, opens the bottle, drinks half of it and hands it
 back to the man. The man takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap
 back on and hands it back to the woman.

     The woman asks, "Aren't you going to have any?"

     The man replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."