It could've been worse
 Good n Bad
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 Bad : You find a porn movie in your son's room.
 Worse : You're in it.

 Bad : Your children are sexually active.
 Worse : With each other.

 Bad : Your husband's a cross-dresser.
 Worse : He looks better than you.

 Bad : Your wife's leaving you.
 Worse : For another woman.

 Bad : Your wife is sick.
 Worse : Of you.

 Good : Hot outdoor sex.
     Bad : You're arrested.
 Worse : By your husband.

 Good : The teacher likes your son.
     Bad : Sexually.

 Good : You go to see a strip show.
     Bad : Your daughter's the headline.

 Good : Your daughter practices safe sex.
     Bad : She's eleven.

 Good : Your neighbour exercises in nude.
     Bad : She weighs 350 pounds.

 Good : Your wife's got a flat stomach.
     Bad : And a matching chest.

 Good : Your girlfriend's got soft, long, blonde hair.
     Bad : Under her arms.

 Good : Your son just graduated from high school.
     Bad : He's 27.