Emoticons
         (_!_)      a regular ass

         (__!__)    a fat ass

         (!)        a tight ass

         (_._)      a flat ass

         (_^_)      a bubble ass

         (_*_)      a sore ass

         (_!__)     a lop-sided ass >

         ?_!_?      a swishy ass

         (_o_)      an ass that's been around >

         (_O_)     an ass that's been around even more >

         (_x_)     kiss my ass

         (_X_)     leave my ass alone >


         (_zzz_)    a tired ass

         (_o^o_)   a wise ass

         (_13_)     an unlucky ass >

         (_$_)     Money coming out of his ass >

         (_?_)   Dumb Ass