The Evils of Money

 READ THIS - IT COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART.
 
 What can money do ................?
 
  
 It can buy a House,
 But not a Home
 
 It can buy a Bed,
 But not Sleep
 
 It can buy a Clock,
 But not Time
 
 It can buy you a Book,
 But not Knowledge
 
 It can buy you a Position,
 But not Respect
 
 It can buy you Medicine,
 But not Health
 
 It can buy you Blood,
 But not Life
 
 It can buy you Sex,
 But not Love
 
 So you see money isn't everything.  I tell you all this because I am
 your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and
 suffering.
 
 So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
 
 A truer Friend than me you will never find.
 
 CASH ONLY PLEASE.