The Horse And the Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken 
to go andget  the farmer to help pull him out to safety. 
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole 
and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the
other end of the rope to his friend,the horse, and drives
the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in
the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.
The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help 
from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he
stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my '
thingy' and pull yourself up." The chicken did and pulled 
himself to safety.






The moral of the story?

If yours are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes
to pick up chicks.