Singlish Dictionary
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Action
Meaning : Show off
Eg. That fella always like to action, wear Lollex to show off only.
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Balls drop
Meaning : To be very frightened. In such a severe state of
apprehension that there is acute male organ prolapse resulting in a
less than manly disposition.
Eg. You know my boss that day KPKB and shout at me so loud make my
balls drop only, can even hear rolling sound some more!!
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Bang Balls
Meaning : to be fustrated
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Blur
Meaning : Adjective usually describing a person who always does not
know what is going on.
Eg. Ah Beng has been going out with Ah Lian for 3 days and everyone
knows about it except Ah Kow so you say, "Ah Kow, why you so blur
one?"
Also see Sotong.
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Bo Hew
Meaning: Similar to but not entirely synonymous to BO CHAP. Can be
used together as a phrase for emphasis.
Eg. Today ROD day, everybody really bo hew bo chap man!
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Buay Song
Meaning: Not happy, normally used to describe not happy with something
or with someone.
Eg: He buay song you is it? or You buay song things are to be done
like that har?
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Chope
Meaning : reserve.
For the KS S'poreans, this word is very useful.
Eg. In the school, you tell your friends to "go chope the 3rd row
seats for me, ok?". When you go to concerts with free seating, you see
some people coming very early choping seats for their relatives and
friends.
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Colour Water
Meaning : Arrogant, boastful
Eg. This guy really damn colour water. Rolex watch must also wear
outside his long-sleeve shirt.
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Go stun
Meaning : to reverse
Frequently used by automobile drivers
Eg. Ahhh, you go stun first, then you can pak over there lor...
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Humtum
Meaning : To hit something or someone by the use of one's hand or an
object.
Eg. "You better listen to me ok? If not I humtum you, understand!" or
if anyone remember the game of humtum bola? A game which has almost
disappeared from the scenes of the primary schools in Singapore. The
object of the game is to throw a ball at someone running all over the
place hoping to hit the target. Usually, a small ball is used, but
the occasional Pong-Pong fruit will do.
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Inggrish
Meaning : English
Eg."Wah ! The Inggrish test so dee-fee-kurt one, sure fail. Why dowan
to give us students pass, leh ? Must make us study so cham. Feddup."
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Hiao
Meaning : Vain
Eg, "Ah Lian jin hiao, make-up alway so thick, like pan-cake"
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Hup Ply
Meaning : Half-price
Eg. "Aiyoh! I forgot my bus pass and cannot get hup ply"
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Kah Nah Sai
Meaning : to be hard done by or have bad luck happening to one.
Eg. Wah lao, today I went to school and met this Headmaster, kah nah
sai man!
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Kiam Chye
Meaning : Dialect for pickled green vegetables. Kiam Chye is saltish,
dark green and kind of soggy. Term used to describe papers or
books that have been badly crumbled, mistreated, and generally in a
bad condition (eg. books with doggy ears).
Eg. If you say to your classmate "Wah, your textbook become kiam chye
already.", you invaribly mean to be sarcastic implying that she/he has
studied very hard and used the textbook a lot.
Teacher telling the class, "I don't want any assignments late or on
kiam chye ok?" Meaning no late assignments on crumbled sheets of
paper.
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Lay Leo
Meaning : Radio
Eg. "You got listen to Lay Leo or not?" (Translation: Did you listen
to the radio?)
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Lolls Loys
Meaning : Rolls Royce, the preferred dream car of discerning Ah Bengs
who have made it in life
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Mana oo eng?
Meaning : Where got time? Too preoccupied with other things to chap.
Eg. see cartoon? mana oo eng?
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Onney
Meaning : only
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Orleng Tzu
Meaning : Known in English as Orange Juice. Modern and affluent, Ah
Bengs and Ah Lians are nowadays well dressed (including Versace),
in-line with Singapore's spectacular economic growth. Sometimes, it is
difficult to discern them from the crowd, especially the stunning Ah
Lians. However, the give-away is when they order Orleng Tzu from the
waiter/bartender.
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Pun chan
Meaning : To give a chance
Eg. Ok lah, see you small, pun chan you, let you go first.
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skarly
Meaning : Short form for 'Suddenly'
Eg. "I was about to make a right turn. Skarly this car appears from
nowhere and nearly langah me!"
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See First
Meaning : To adopt a wait-and-see attitude, delaying any
decision-making till the last minute.
eg. "Oi, tomorrow want to go chalet or not?" "See first, lah"
"Wah low, you really want to go or not?" "Wait, see first, if Ai Swee
go, I go"
Often used to see how many people are going to an event before making
a commitment. Typical of KS S'poreans. If no one go, I am not going
too.
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Sotong
Meaning : Always dunno what is going on. Sotong is the malay word for
octopus. When octopus squirts ink, everything is blurred and then
dunno what is going on.
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Ya Ya
Meaning : Boastful
Eg. Wah, he so ya ya one.
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