Singlish Dictionary

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Action Meaning : Show off Eg. That fella always like to action, wear Lollex to show off only. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balls drop Meaning : To be very frightened. In such a severe state of apprehension that there is acute male organ prolapse resulting in a less than manly disposition. Eg. You know my boss that day KPKB and shout at me so loud make my balls drop only, can even hear rolling sound some more!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bang Balls Meaning : to be fustrated ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blur Meaning : Adjective usually describing a person who always does not know what is going on. Eg. Ah Beng has been going out with Ah Lian for 3 days and everyone knows about it except Ah Kow so you say, "Ah Kow, why you so blur one?" Also see Sotong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo Hew Meaning: Similar to but not entirely synonymous to BO CHAP. Can be used together as a phrase for emphasis. Eg. Today ROD day, everybody really bo hew bo chap man! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Buay Song Meaning: Not happy, normally used to describe not happy with something or with someone. Eg: He buay song you is it? or You buay song things are to be done like that har? ~~~~~~~~~~~ Chope Meaning : reserve. For the KS S'poreans, this word is very useful. Eg. In the school, you tell your friends to "go chope the 3rd row seats for me, ok?". When you go to concerts with free seating, you see some people coming very early choping seats for their relatives and friends. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colour Water Meaning : Arrogant, boastful Eg. This guy really damn colour water. Rolex watch must also wear outside his long-sleeve shirt. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Go stun Meaning : to reverse Frequently used by automobile drivers Eg. Ahhh, you go stun first, then you can pak over there lor... ~~~~~~~~~~~ Humtum Meaning : To hit something or someone by the use of one's hand or an object. Eg. "You better listen to me ok? If not I humtum you, understand!" or if anyone remember the game of humtum bola? A game which has almost disappeared from the scenes of the primary schools in Singapore. The object of the game is to throw a ball at someone running all over the place hoping to hit the target. Usually, a small ball is used, but the occasional Pong-Pong fruit will do. ~~~~~~~~~ Inggrish Meaning : English Eg."Wah ! The Inggrish test so dee-fee-kurt one, sure fail. Why dowan to give us students pass, leh ? Must make us study so cham. Feddup." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hiao Meaning : Vain Eg, "Ah Lian jin hiao, make-up alway so thick, like pan-cake" ~~~~~~~~ Hup Ply Meaning : Half-price Eg. "Aiyoh! I forgot my bus pass and cannot get hup ply" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kah Nah Sai Meaning : to be hard done by or have bad luck happening to one. Eg. Wah lao, today I went to school and met this Headmaster, kah nah sai man! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kiam Chye Meaning : Dialect for pickled green vegetables. Kiam Chye is saltish, dark green and kind of soggy. Term used to describe papers or books that have been badly crumbled, mistreated, and generally in a bad condition (eg. books with doggy ears). Eg. If you say to your classmate "Wah, your textbook become kiam chye already.", you invaribly mean to be sarcastic implying that she/he has studied very hard and used the textbook a lot. Teacher telling the class, "I don't want any assignments late or on kiam chye ok?" Meaning no late assignments on crumbled sheets of paper. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lay Leo Meaning : Radio Eg. "You got listen to Lay Leo or not?" (Translation: Did you listen to the radio?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lolls Loys Meaning : Rolls Royce, the preferred dream car of discerning Ah Bengs who have made it in life ~~~~~~~~~~~ Mana oo eng? Meaning : Where got time? Too preoccupied with other things to chap. Eg. see cartoon? mana oo eng? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Onney Meaning : only ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Orleng Tzu Meaning : Known in English as Orange Juice. Modern and affluent, Ah Bengs and Ah Lians are nowadays well dressed (including Versace), in-line with Singapore's spectacular economic growth. Sometimes, it is difficult to discern them from the crowd, especially the stunning Ah Lians. However, the give-away is when they order Orleng Tzu from the waiter/bartender. ~~~~~~~~~~ Pun chan Meaning : To give a chance Eg. Ok lah, see you small, pun chan you, let you go first. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ skarly Meaning : Short form for 'Suddenly' Eg. "I was about to make a right turn. Skarly this car appears from nowhere and nearly langah me!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ See First Meaning : To adopt a wait-and-see attitude, delaying any decision-making till the last minute. eg. "Oi, tomorrow want to go chalet or not?" "See first, lah" "Wah low, you really want to go or not?" "Wait, see first, if Ai Swee go, I go" Often used to see how many people are going to an event before making a commitment. Typical of KS S'poreans. If no one go, I am not going too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sotong Meaning : Always dunno what is going on. Sotong is the malay word for octopus. When octopus squirts ink, everything is blurred and then dunno what is going on. ~~~~~~~~~~ Ya Ya Meaning : Boastful Eg. Wah, he so ya ya one.

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