Shakespearan insults!

  1. Instead of saying "You've got bad breath", say "Thy celestial breath
  is sulphurous to smell"!

  2. Instead of saying "What makes you think you are so great", say
  "You flatter yourself in project of power much smaller than the
  smallest thought."

  3. Instead of saying "You're a bad kisser", say "The kiss you receive
  is better than the one you gave."

  4. Instead of saying "You deserve to go to hell", say "You're so
  precious that if you should live till Doomsday, you'll burn a week
  longer than the whole world!"

  5. Instead of saying "You are damn stupid, man!" say "You shine
  not upon fools lest the reflection should hurt you!"

  6. Instead of saying "Goodness, you're so cheap!", say "Sell your face
  for 5 pence and tis dear!"