The Fairly Story of Singallela.
Specially for the Hokkiens and those who speak like Hokkiens...let's
test your reading in dialects !!

Test of your Hokkien for the 4 Hokkiens and 1 Teochew:
1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly -
   a-sai

2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly -
   chiar lat

3. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball - 
   leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien

4. Don't undrestand rating - 
   kee see lah, wah mana eh chai leow.
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THIS SHOULD BE A GOOD GAUGE OF UR COMMAND OF HOKKIEN...

Subject: Singalella why become rich

Burp -- maybe time to start new Buayalogy story -- Warp

Oeh,

Koo char ooo chee-ay char bor kio Singalella. She got two sister, but
the stepmarder and the sister all damn kuai lan, so she quite chiar lat
oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah leh.
Every day must cook lah, clean lah, simeek sai mah pao kah liao lor. If
her sister say liak kar chuak she liak. If her marder say chiak kow sai
she must chiak kow sai y'knor? Tak jit cho kah tau heen. CPF oso cannot
smell.

But then ah, the kay piak eh ah pek got one son call Ah Ming got party
so he say,"oeh, long chong keah." Singalella very happy because she
never go party one but then ah her marder say, "You where can, this one
only your sister got standard."

Then Singalella must cho sui for her sister and marder,tap pai how.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the
kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an
chua boh kee yio?" So Singalella say, "I wan, but they say cannot, so
boh pian."
She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, go lah, I give you
money."

So Singalella pang sai, brush teef and chang chui, after that look very
different, quickly change and run to opposite, already 11 o clock leh.
At the party Ah Ming also quite tired because the char bor all not
happening. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. Just when Ah Ming
told himself,"aiyah see pay chiar lat" Singalella came in. Ah Ming
straight away lau nuar. "Wah lau eh, see pay heng ah, chee kor buay
pai." Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee cho
fliend!" Singalella say OK but Ah Ming was like octopus, forever touch
here and there. But then just it was 12 o clock and one ah pek die on
the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D
number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok y'knor,
eearrr chee pak ban, so she pay back the kay piak eh lau kay poh and
then kah kee cho seng leek. Simeek kuan eh seng leek wah mana eh chai.

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