PRESIDENTIAL ASSETS
 
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The wives of three presidents and a prime 
minister are talking together about what a penis 
is called in their native languages.
          
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people 
call it a gentleman because it stands up when 
women are entering.
          
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call 
it a patriot because you never know if it will hit 
you on the front or on the back side.
          
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a 
curtain because it goes down after the act.
          
Well, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you 
call it a rumor because it goes from mouth 
to mouth.

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              The Corporate Ladder 
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* When Development Engineers go out together 
on a week-end they talk about football.

* When Middle management gets together,   
they talk about tennis.

* Wen Top management are in meetings, 
  they discusses golf.

CONCLUSION: The higher up you are in management,
the smaller your balls are.