School Management

         In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and 
 productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students 
 well taught  through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
 (S.H.I.T. ). We  are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than
 any other school. If  you feel that you do not receive your share of
 S.H.I.T. on the course,  please see your lecturer. You will be
 immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturer are 
 especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

         Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in
 DEPARTMENTAL  EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. ).
 Those who fail to  take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
 EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE  TRAINING ( E.A.T. S.H.I.T. ). Since our
 lecturers took S.H.I.T. before  they graduated, they don't have to do
 S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all  full of S.H.I.T. already.

         If you are full of S.H.I.T. , you may be interested in a
 job teaching  others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
 LECTURE LIST  (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. ). For students who are intending to
 pursue a career  in management and consultancy, we will refer you to
 the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATIONAL
 (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This  course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E
 S.H.I.T. . If you have  further questions, please direct them to our
 HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL  HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T. S.H.I.T. )

            Thank you
            BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
            ( B.I.G S.H.I.T. )