Top 1O Greeting Cards You Will Never See
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 Front:   I'm sorry to hear you have gone blind.
 Inside:  See you later, pal !

 Front:   I'm sorry to hear you are brain dead.
 Inside:  It's really not that bad when you think about it.

 Front:   My condolences on the loss of your arms.
 Inside:  Write back soon....

 Front:   I heard that you were very sick.
 Inside:  I hope that you die painlessly.

 Front:   I heard you were dead.
 Inside:  I hope it was painless.

 Front:   I heard that you attempted suicide.
 Inside:  Wishing you luck and success in all that you do,

 Front:   After all these years, it was good to run into you again.
 Inside:  Thank goodness this time you didn't leave as much blood
          on my bumper!

 Front:   They told me you were constipated.
 Inside:  No shit?

 Front:   Get well soon.
 Inside:  I'm sick of walking two miles to get water.

 Front:   Congratulations on your weight loss!
 Inside:  It's a shame you had to saw off your legs to do it.

 Front: Congratulations on your new born baby.
 Inside: Told you so the cheap brand condom don't work.