Work Terms
Phrase : -
The Real Meaning
1) For your information, please.
- We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2) Note and return.
- We don't know what to do with this, so please keep
it a little while.
3) Review and comment.
- Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
4) Action please.
- Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll
claim the credit.
5) For your necessary action.
- It's your headache now.
6) Copy to.
- Here's a share of the headache.
7) For your approval, please.
- Put your neck on the chopping block for me please.
8) Action is being taken.
- Your correspondence is lost and we are still
trying to locate it.
9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
- We are still trying to figure out what you want.
10) Please discuss.
- I don't know what the %S*^&@ this is, so please
brief me.
11) For your immediate action.
- Do it NOW! Or we'll all get into trouble.
12) Please reply soon
- Please be efficient. It makes me revert to the
requester/complainant,we need to look efficient.
13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant
authorities.
- They are causing the delay, not us.
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