Work Terms

Phrase : - The Real Meaning 1) For your information, please. - We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it. 2) Note and return. - We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it a little while. 3) Review and comment. - Do the dirty work so that I can forward it. 4) Action please. - Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit. 5) For your necessary action. - It's your headache now. 6) Copy to. - Here's a share of the headache. 7) For your approval, please. - Put your neck on the chopping block for me please. 8) Action is being taken. - Your correspondence is lost and we are still trying to locate it. 9) Your letter is receiving our attention. - We are still trying to figure out what you want. 10) Please discuss. - I don't know what the %S*^&@ this is, so please brief me. 11) For your immediate action. - Do it NOW! Or we'll all get into trouble. 12) Please reply soon - Please be efficient. It makes me revert to the requester/complainant,we need to look efficient. 13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities. - They are causing the delay, not us.

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