You're not young anymore when ....

* Before You take a bus from Marina MRT to Marina Bay during the weekend and all is norm * Now You take a bus from Marina MRT to Marina Bay during the weekend and other than the bus driver, you r the oldest person in the bus. * Before You go to Disco Dances * Now You go to Dinner & Dances * Before Your auntie and uncles call you Ah Boy/Ah Girl * Now Your auntie and uncles call you Dennis/Irene * Before Kids call you Gor Gor/Ze Ze (Chinese Hokkien dialect for big brother/Sister) * Now Kids call you Uncle/Auntie * Before You talk about exams, teacher, homework, friends * Now You talk about career, bosses, office-work, colleages * Before You come back very late at night and your mum is pacing along the common walkway, waiting anxiously * Now You come back very late at night and your mum is sound asleep. * Before Your mother gets paranoid when girls/guys call you * Now Your mother gets paranoid when girls/guys don't call you

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