You're not young anymore when ....
* Before
You take a bus from Marina MRT to Marina Bay during
the weekend and all is norm
* Now
You take a bus from Marina MRT to Marina Bay during the
weekend and other than the bus driver, you r the oldest person in the
bus.
* Before
You go to Disco Dances
* Now
You go to Dinner & Dances
* Before
Your auntie and uncles call you Ah Boy/Ah Girl
* Now
Your auntie and uncles call you Dennis/Irene
* Before
Kids call you Gor Gor/Ze Ze (Chinese Hokkien dialect for big
brother/Sister)
* Now
Kids call you Uncle/Auntie
* Before
You talk about exams, teacher, homework, friends
* Now
You talk about career, bosses, office-work, colleages
* Before
You come back very late at night and your mum is pacing along
the common walkway, waiting anxiously
* Now
You come back very late at night and your mum is sound asleep.
* Before
Your mother gets paranoid when girls/guys call you
* Now
Your mother gets paranoid when girls/guys don't call you
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