In my time here, I have found so many strange things.
It is my desire to share
these wonderful things with all of you.
This guy really needs no explanation. In fact, it's
not even something I would normally call "Odd", just "Ridiculously Funny".
But, I really have no other place to put this picture, and the bottom line
is that you all really need to see it. So, here you go. I hope
you enjoy the sleek curves of Jesse Colin Young's romantic physique.
This is a mural inside of a Canadian pizza
chain that goes by the clever name of "Pizza Pizza." Most of it depicts
people having fun and eating pizza. Look at the family on the right.
They look happy enough. Now look at the guy on the far left.
He looks happy, but wait, what's that in his hand? Why, it's a newspaper
with a headline that reads, "POLICE ARREST TEEN IN RESORT SLAYING."
THAT IS SO COMPLETELY CRAZY! If I was designing a giant picture for
the wallpaper of a pizza place, I doubt I would include any reference to
SLAYING. What in God's name was this person thinking? SLAYING????
Jesus that's weird.
I have waited to put this one up for a
long time. This is the urinal in a bathroom at my school. I
was using it one day, when I realized that it looked like a face.
A really dopey face that had his mouth wide open. As disgusting as
it is, it's also extremely funny to realize that it looks like you're urinating
in the mouth of a cartoon character. My friends and I named him Horace.
Anyway, hopefully you'll find it as weird as I did. I really don't
think it's coincidental. Whoever designed this urinal meant for it
to look like a face, and that's just bizarre.
As you all know, I love Taco Bell.
Recently, some new posters were put on the wall at my local branch.
Neither one of them makes any sense. First of all, I just don't understand
the link between kayaking and tacos. Why is this man riding in a
taco that for some reason doubles as a flotation device?
Moving on, the other picture is weird
for different reasons. Sure, there are burritos that are supposed
to be skyscrapers, but that's not too shocking coming from Taco Bell.
The weird part of this one is the text. The exact words are, "Radical
Taco Bell carves the mountain of dreams where choices scream to be made
and echo over the sounds of grinding cities and political correctness."
WHAT!? That sentence just rambles and rambles and then comes to a
screeching, nonsensical halt on the term, "political correctness."
Go ahead and read it again. I dare you to make any sense of it.
