Starbucks Is Satan         Oh how evil is the coffee shop named Starbucks.  I am starting to think they are attempting to take over North America.  They already have many average people by the balls, whilst keeping them completely oblivious to it all.  Millions of Americans guzzle down their toxic swill every morning to get that extra "kick" that they THINK they need to function.  I'll tell you something, human beings don't need caffeine to be productive.  Just ask scientists.  If you have something to share about the tyrannical behavior of this business, E-mail me right away so the rest of the world can read what you have to say.
 
 
 

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William Brent...August 15/1998     I'd just like to express more specific reasons why I hate Starbucks.  The main thing is just that they keep popping up EVERYWHERE.  In Chico (where I used to live) they bought out a century-old pharmacy to put one in.  This pharmacy was practically a historical site, and they mercilessly took it over.  But what I hate most about Starbucks is the whole hipster image they're trying to convey.  They have books and this bohemian atmosphere that makes me sick.  It's just coffee for god's sake.  And they also promote Oprah's book of the month club, so... 'nuff said.

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