There was a fuckin' dog, who bit a chunk of my face,
he spit out the leftovers and pee all over my face.
He is a cocaine dog sniffing my cheap homemade crack,
and he sat there, smiling, just licking, licking his hairy nut sack.
He knows how to sit, stand, and he can even beg,
but when it cames to humping, he likes to humps my friend's woodin' leg.
Stupid, ugly, fat motha fuckin' bag of lard,
why can't you be more like my neighbor who acts like a retard.
You stupid piece of dog shit,
why do you like to fuck my friend's raggly-ass dick?
Do you like to suck it in a box?
Do you like to fuck it with a fox?
Sam I am you piece of dog shit,
why won't you come over here and suck it!!!
So stop humping my friend's leg you fat-ass mutt!!!
But he paid no attention and kept on humping my friend's left nut.
Hold on my friend help is on the way!
and I pick up a stick and I hit the dog in a girly way.
Can it be, can it be true? What happen? What can I do?
What do you call a friend who's gay with a dog?
Isn't that hella sick I'm glad I married a more good looking dog.