Nekoken Is Out Of The Bag!

Chapter 11
By Lord Archive

Author's pre-note:
This is a Lemon. There are sex scenes in this even though it has a 
plot. It is also has a couple dark scenes, but isn't really dark, just 
serious.

This story takes place after Manga volume 38.

Legal babble: Ranma 1/2 and all characters in this story are 
copyrighted by Rumiko Takahashi, Viz Video, ect... and is used 
without consent. I am only borrowing them. I will return them... 
eventually.

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Chapter 11 - Hentai Dream
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-Saturday

"All right, Akane," Sayuri leveled her gaze at Akane, "Spill it. 
You've kept us in the dark for weeks now. And we want to hear it all."

"Yeah, I thought we were friends, and you haven't told us anything," 
Yuka added.

Akane sat there nervously. She knew this was coming, and it was a bit 
overdue. Being so busy with Ranma and with various problems, she 
hadn't had the chance to sit down and talk to her friends. Now she 
sat in her room, under her friends' scrutinizing eyes.

"Sorry, I've wanted to tell you, but I've been busy and I couldn't 
tell you at school," Akane said.

"We've heard the excuse, now we want the details," Sayuri demanded.

"Okay... We've set the wedding date. It's noon, here, the day after 
finals. You two are invited, of course."

"You're getting married that soon?" Sayuri blinked.

Akane nodded. "You can't let anyone know this. Some of our suitors may 
still cause problems if they knew about it. If you want to talk about 
it, refer to it as Ranma's parents' renewing their wedding vows, which 
will also happen."

"Will you need bridesmaids or anything like that?" Yuka asked.

"No, we're keeping it as simple as possible to help avoid letting 
those we don't want to know, from noticing it."

"Okay. Now Akane, have you had sex with Ranma?" Sayuri asked in a 
demanding tone.

If her friends hadn't been staring at her so hard, or if the change 
in topic had been less abrupt, she might have been able to just tell 
them. Right now, she could only nervously stammer, "Well, er... I..."

"After that impromptu training trip and getting engaged for real you 
still haven't done it?" Yuka said disappointed, taking Akane's 
reaction as a negative.

"Actually..." Akane began when her door opened.

"Don't mind me. I doubt you'll disturb my nap," onna-Ranma said, 
collapsing on the bed. It was obvious she had been in a fight.

"What happened to you?" Akane asked, concerned.

"Went ten rounds with Ryoga. He blamed me for losing his ability to do 
chi attacks."

"Are you all right?"

Ranma responded with a snore.

Akane shook her head, and then looked back at her friends. They were 
staring at Ranma in shock.

"Why is he sleeping in your bed?" Yuka asked.

Akane mega-blushed, playing with her engagement ring. "It's, sort of, 
his bed too now."

"He's sharing your room?!" Sayuri and Yuka screeched.

Akane nodded.

"So, you've had sex with him." Sayuri said more as a statement than a 
question.

Akane nodded. "We've been lovers since the training trip."

"How have you been able to keep this a secret?" Yuka asked.

"Primarily by letting as few people know as possible, and by a 
standing threat of a sparring session to Nabiki if she sells any 
information about this. But, I am surprised that we've been able to 
keep it a secret this long."

"The rumor horde has been saying you two are lovers, but what they say 
rarely holds water," Yuka commented.

"Water... bad..." Ranma muttered in her sleep.

"Actually the rumor horde is probably what keeps it from becoming 
known," Sayuri said.

"How's that?" Akane asked.

"They've been spouting so many false rumors about you and Ranma that 
when one is actually true, no one really believes it. Some students 
think you've been lovers since he got here, while others will refuse 
to believe the rumors until they have some form of confirmation. Most 
of the people in between no longer really care if you're lovers or 
not. Those that do care no longer listen to the rumor horde because 
much of what they say is false."

Akane smiled. "So as long as certain people keep their mouths shut, 
nothing should happen."

Sayuri nodded, "Exactly."

Yuka continued to stare at Ranma. Letting her curiosity get the better 
of her, she asked, "Have you done it girl to girl yet?"

"Um... yes," Akane blushed.

"So, which is better?" Yuka inquired.

"When he's a guy."

"Why?" Yuka pressed, not exactly sure why she wanted to know.

"Well, he doesn't really like being a girl, so he's not... as eager. 
Also, I kind of get some pleasure in pleasuring him. While it's nice 
when he cums as a girl, there's something more to it when he orgasms 
in me," Akane said, her hands were, sort of, pointing at her sex.

"Now Akane... are you bi?" Yuka asked.

Sayuri shook her head at her curious friend.

"Huh?" Akane emitted.

"Are you bi-sexual? You know, like both guys and girls sexually."

Akane blinked. "Erm... well... I... I guess in a way... but not 
really. I prefer guys, and I don't normally look at girls that way..." 
 "...but it's different with 
Ranma. I mean, I love him and it doesn't matter to me if he's a girl 
too."

"So you have looked at girls that way."

The blush Akane had been wearing deepened. "Th-that was more because I 
was curious about him. I knew there would be times we would make love 
with him being a girl so... I sort of looked at girls wondering what 
it would be like... I wasn't really interested in them."

Sayuri was starting to get a bit unnerved with that discussion, so she 
decided to change the subject. "What are the chances that you're 
pregnant?"

Akane was a bit relieved with that question. "None. I just had my 
period."

"Do you want to get pregnant?" Yuka asked.

Akane shook her head. "Nope. We've been using protection to prevent 
that."

Yuka looked a little disappointed, while Sayuri looked relieved.

Sayuri decided she had enough of letting Yuka's curiosity lead the 
conversation, and let her own curiosity take over. "So, Akane, what's 
it like to have sex?" 

Akane proceeded to tell Sayuri and Yuka more about having sex than 
they ever heard before. To say they were envious that their friend was 
sharing her room with a guy, was an understatement. To say they were 
jealous when Akane described some of the things she did with Ranma was 
like saying Ryoga was a little depressed. But what Yuka and Sayuri did 
like was that, besides Akane's sisters, they were the only ones to 
know that much information about Ranma and Akane. They promised 
themselves to put the tips Akane gave about having sex to good use 
whenever they meet Mr. Right or Mr. You'll do for now.

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-After 11:00 Saturday night.

Ranma's manipulation of Akane's body brought her closer and closer to 
orgasm. His hands kneaded her ass. His tongue played with her sex. He 
sucked on her clit. His tongue swirled on her tit... 

Akane's eyes flashed open and looked down, and screamed, "Happosai!!"

Ranma, rather startled that Akane screamed someone else's name, 
especially THAT name, stopped what he was doing. He looked up and saw 
Happosai licking Akane's breast. 

"DIE, FREAK!!!!" Ranma shouted, launching a punch at the lech.

Happosai laughed and jumped unto the back of Ranma's arm, avoiding the 
attack completely. "Now Ranma, can't you let an old man have some fun, 
too?"

"Not with Akane, you don't!!" Ranma let loose a series of attacks at 
the demented master.

"It's not nice hogging her all for yourself." Happosai danced around 
Ranma's punches.

"Oooph!!" Ranma landed against the wall as Akane's punch connected 
with him. She had meant to hit Happosai.

Akane kept attacking the old fart while she apologized, "Sorry, 
Ranma."

Happosai ignored her and rushed at Ranma poking him several times 
around his manhood.

Ranma's hardness had dropped a bit after the battle began, but know it 
went completely limp, too quickly to be a natural. "What didja do, old 
freak!?"

"I hit your impotence point." Happosai grinned evilly at Ranma.

"You bastard!" Akane yelled, attempting to land a hit.

Happosai flipped behind Akane. With his hand, he touched her clit, and 
with his pipe, he touched just below the base of her skull.

A shriek of rage and a glow of unearthly blue, Akane punched the 
ancient lech through the wall.

"He dies!" Ranma vowed. He grabbed at his pants, and was about to put 
them on.

Akane's legs shook and she collapsed onto her knees. "R-Ranma, 
w-wait."

"What is it Akane?" Ranma asked, concerned.

"I-I'm h-horn-ny, s-so u-un-g-g-god-l-l-ly h-h-horn-n-ny," she tried 
to say.

Ranma sighed, knowing what he had to do and dropped his pants. He then 
guided Akane back to the bed and returned to what he was doing before 
the lech showed up. 

Ranma licked and sucked at her sex. He sent waves of pleasure through 
her entire being. Lapping up her love juices and brushing his tongue 
on the bulb of her sex, he quickly brought her to climax.

"T-thanks, Ranma," Akane said between breaths. "Oh, Kami-sama, I-I'm 
still h-horny."

Ranma sighed and continued to work on her body for over an hour. He 
brought her to orgasm many, many times. He was finally able to stop 
after she passed out from exhaustion. The entire time his anger built 
as the only pleasure he got was that he was pleasuring Akane. Not 
once did his body react to what he was doing.

Ranma quickly grabbed his pants and put them on, and left the room. He 
rushed downstairs for the phone and started dialing. He started to get 
impatient on the second ring.

On the eighth ring, the other end picked up. "Whoever you are, I hate 
you," Cologne's said in a tired voice.

"Old... Honored Elder, I need your help," Ranma said.

"What seems to be the problem, Ranma?" Cologne was startled and 
concerned. For Ranma to call after midnight was one thing, but for him 
to call her 'Honored Elder' meant there was serious trouble.

"The old freak used some impotence pressure point on me and a lust 
pressure point on Akane," Ranma said, his voice both worried and 
angry.

Cologne had Ranma explain the exact placement of the pressure points, 
and was troubled. "Ranma, I know of those pressure points, but I'm 
afraid I do not know how to reverse them. Happosai stole the only 
chart the Amazons had concerning those moves before I had a chance to 
learn all of them. We will need to get it from him."

"Just great," Ranma said like he just cursed. "You sure you don't know 
anything that might help?"

"I do not. I'll talk to you later."

"Yeah, whatever. Bye." Ranma hung up the phone and dialed another 
number. 

It was picked up on the fifth ring. "Dr. Tofu speaking."

"Hi, doc, I need your help," Ranma said.

"What's the problem?" Dr. Tofu asked, and the conversation repeated 
the one with Cologne. "That is a problem. I do know of a point that 
might reduce Akane's feelings of lust, but I don't know any that could 
help you. I could stop by first thing in the morning to administer it 
to her, or is that too much of a problem?"

"No, doc, that would be fine. See ya then. Bye." He hung up the phone 
and sighed.

"Ranma?" he heard Akane call from the stairs.

Ranma looked at her sadly. "The old fart has the only chart with our 
cures. Dr. Tofu may be able to help reduce your lust, though. He'll be 
here in the morning." 

"I see." Akane bit her lower lip. "Ranma, why don't you see if you can 
make love as a girl?"

"I guess I have to." Ranma sounded defeated.

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Happosai approached the Tendo home for the second time in the same 
night. He stealthily moved to the now convenient hole in Akane's room. 
Peering into the room, he used a supreme effort to not start laughing 
with glee. The old lech pulled out a video camera and started taping.

Onna-Ranma and Akane were laying on the bed, their hands playing 
with each other's sex. They moaned and gasped as they both were 
thrusting their fingers in and out of their lover's yearning hole.

Happosai fought down the urge to join them, knowing Ranma would likely 
go berserk. He just sat there taping them making love with a shit-ass 
grin on his face. 

The ancient lech had hoped Ranma would've run off trying to fight him 
for the cure and so he'd be able to return and be used as Akane's love 
slave. Or possibly return to find her making love to someone else. He 
didn't expect to see Ranma making love to Akane as a girl, which he 
now considered the second best possible outcome for his plans.

Happosai continued to tape them, and admired onna-Ranma's endurance. 
She wasn't hit with the supreme lust pressure point, and she was going 
at it with Akane for hours. The supreme lust pressure point caused the 
victim to be so hungry for sex, they would not be able to sleep for 
long periods of time, especially during the first twenty-four hours.

Happosai was rather upset when he the video tape ran out. Ranma and 
Akane were still going at it. He banished the thought of just 
replacing the tape since it was late in the morning now. He would be 
noticed if he stayed around until the sun began to rise.

The ancient lech cackled gleefully after he was a fair distance from 
the Tendo home.  

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-Sunday Morning

Nodoka answered the door and greeted the visitor in a friendly manner, 
"Hello, Dr. Tofu. What brings you here this morning?"

"Hello, Nodoka. Ranma called me last night and said he needed to see 
me."

"He did?"

"Oh, good. Doc, you're finally here," onna-Ranma said in a very weary 
voice from the top of the stairs.

Nodoka looked at her disheveled looking female son, and blinked. 


"How are you and Akane?" Dr. Tofu asked, concerned.

"Tired. The lust pressure point Happosai used on Akane is preventing 
her from falling asleep for long."

"I hope I can help." Dr. Tofu moved up the stairs and followed Ranma 
to Akane.

Nodoka didn't exactly understand what was going on, but she didn't 
like what she heard. She followed them.

Dr. Tofu moved to Akane's side. She was sitting in bed, holding a 
sheet to her chest and shaking. "P-please h-help m-me," she pleaded, 
her voice was tired and trembling.

Dr. Tofu pressed at several points on Akane's bare back. She visibly 
relaxed and almost collapsed into unconsciousness.

"How are you feeling now?" the doctor asked.

"Tired... and still a little hornier than usual, I think. I should be 
able to cope with it." Akane smiled weakly. "Thank you, Dr. Tofu. 
You're the best." With that, she slumped into bed and was asleep 
before hitting the pillow.

"What happened?" Nodoka asked.

"Happosai paid us a visit last night. He hit Akane's lust pressure 
point..." Ranma looked at the ground. "And my male impotence point."

"Oh, dear. Is there a cure?" Nodoka's voice shook with concern.

"Happosai has it. I would've went looking for it, but I needed to be 
here to help Akane."

"Is there a reason why you're a girl?"

"The old freak hit my male impotence point. If I was to get any 
pleasure from last night, I had to be a girl."

"That may be so, but certainly Akane would've preferred not to have 
sex with a girl."

"Mom, she likes doing it that way. She prefers me as a guy, but last 
night was not our first time we made love with me being a girl."

Nodoka's eyebrow twitched. "Who suggested that you should have sex as 
a girl?"

"Akane did. If I had it my way, I'd always be a guy. But after, you 
know, I sorta gave her final say about what we do in bed."

"I see. Why don't you get some sleep? I'll save some food for when you 
wake up," Nodoka said.  She 
sighed, trying to convince herself of that thought. "Dr. Tofu, why 
don't you stay for breakfast. I'm sure Kasumi would be happy to see 
you."

"I'd be delighted," he answered with a grin, and gave a prayer of 
thanks for his long training trip where he found the means to control 
his love sickness. He followed Nodoka out of Ranma's and Akane's room 
and shut the door behind him.

Ranma was in bed and asleep before they had left.

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Author's Note:

The 'love struck octopus' Happosai refered to ate the life time love 
pill and looked at the old lech. That story occured in both the manga 
and anime.

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