Ages of Men and Women
AGES OF WOMEN:

 Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa...
 Virgin and unexplored

 Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia... 
 Hot and exotic

 Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America...
 Fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free 
 with her resources

 Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe...
 Exhausted, but still has points of interest

 After 56 she is like Australia...
 Everybody knows it's down there but nobody cares.


 AGES OF MEN:

 Between the ages of 18 and 26
 Tri-weekly

 Between the ages of 27 and 46
 Try, weekly

 Over 47
 Try, weakly