Bathroom Graffiti
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        Here I lie in stinky vapor,
        Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
        Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
        Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

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        Here I sit
        What a caper
        I have to shit
        But I'm out of paper

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        Here I sit
        Broken hearted
        Tried to shit
        But only farted

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        You're lucky
        You had your chance
        I tried to fart,
        And shit my pants!

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        I came here
        To shit and stink,
        But all I do
        Is sit and think.

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        Some come here to sit and think,
        Some come here to shit and stink,
        But I come here to scratch my balls,
        And read the bullshit on the walls...

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        (written high upon the wall)
        If you can piss above this line,
        the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.

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        (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
        Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.

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        Sign posted in a bathroom:
        We aim to please!
        You aim too! Please!

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        Seen above a urinal:
        Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
        We don't piss in  your ashtrays!

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        Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine
        were these  words:
        "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

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        On the inside of a toilet door:
        Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
        entire performance.

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        "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down
        into the toilet)

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        A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
        We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in
        our pool!


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        Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
        Welcome to our ool.
        Notice there's no P in it.
        Please keep it that way.

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        My mother made me a whore.
        (to which someone else added)
        If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?

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        Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands,"
        someone  scribbled:
        I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

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        In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
        It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food
        into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.

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        Sign seen at a restaurant:
        The hands that clean these toilets also make your
        food...please aim properly.

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        Here I sit, I'm at a loss
        trying to shit out taco sauce.
        When it comes, I hope and pray,
        I don't blow my ass away.

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        Here's one seen above a urinal:
        look up  look up
        [even higher on the wall]
        keep looking up
        [on the ceiling]
        Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!

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        One of the funniest I've seen was also the simplest:
        Fart loud if you love Jesus!

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        While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the
        stall door:
        Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis!
        Look Left. You look left and it reads:
        Look Right. You look right and it reads:
        Look Left...

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        Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the
        ceiling.

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        (written above a urinal)
        Why are you looking up here?
        Are you ashamed of it?

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        Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave
        one.

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        Don't look now!
        you're pissing on your neighbors foot