EXTREMES

1)  HEIGHT OF PATIENCE
    a naked woman lying with her legs apart under a banana tree.

2)  HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION
    a boxer with gloves trying to scratch his balls

3)  HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE
    a teenage girl applying 'clearasil' on her nipples

4)  HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT
    cobwebs in the hole of a prostitute

5)  HEIGHT OF LAZINESS
    a guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the
    rest

6)  HEIGHT OF COMPETITION
    a guy peeing beside a waterfall

7)  HEIGHT OF SOPHISTICATION
    sucking nipples with a straw

8)  HEIGHT OF DISGUST
    while wiping after a good toilet dump,u find your finger poking
    thru the paper

9)  HEIGHT OF TECHNOLOGY
    condom with a zip

10) HEIGHT OF TROUBLE
    a one armed man hanging from a cliff and his ass is itching