Why Women Can't Win...
If you TREAT him nicely,he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you Don't,he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS Nicely,he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't,he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him,he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET,he says you are no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him,he'll Lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than you,he is GREAT.

If you don't Love him,he Tries to POSSESS you;
If you Love him,he will try to LEAVE you.
If you don't Let him KISS you,he says you don't Love him;
If you let him KISS you,he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your PROBLEM,he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you Don't,he says that you don't TRUST him
If you SCOLD him,you are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS you,it is because he CARES for you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE,you Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE,you are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN.

If you do WELL in your Exams,he says it's LUCK;
If he does Well,it's BRAINS.
If you HURT him,you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you,you are too SENSITIVE.