If only girls knew... (MK III)
 
 1. That it takes a lot to piss a guy off (because we're such insensitive 
    pricks).
 
 2. That it doesn't take much to make a guy melt, though.
 
 3. That good looks aren't always that important - once we get to know
    someone. But the guy who can say that looks count for shit is lying
    through his teeth.
 
 4. That there may be lots of fish in the sea, and you can't get them all
    at once at the same time, but you can sure the hell try.
 
 5. That girls are as big a mystery to guys as guys are to girls.
 
 6. That when a guy is friendly with a girl or he actually talks to a girl,
    it doesn't always mean he likes her.
 
 7.That when a guy is seen alone with a girl, it does NOT mean he likes
   her. (unless he's trying his best not to be seen alone with her...)
 
 8.That guys can live for several days without girls.
 
 9.That sometimes they (girls in general) are really too sensitive.
 
 10.That they are liked a whole lot more when they aren't trying to "act
    cute". (and if they're naturally cute).
 
 11.That guys and girls can be just FRIENDS and not necessarily MORE than
    that.
 
 12.That there are guys don't really appreciate being called "jock" or
    "hunk" in their presence. (REALLY!)
 
 13.That it's not easy for guys to "reject" girls, because it's so rare!
 
 14.That it's not the girl's fault when she's rejected.
 
 15.That when a guy says NO;  TRY HARDER!
 
 16.That it's not a guy's fault if he's not automatically perfect meaning,
    so what if he's horizontally challenged!
 
 17.That it's a fact of life for guys to mature for at least three years
    more than girls. (hey, guys DO mature longer than gals)
 
 18.That most of the time (actually, ALL the time), guys want to act like
    gentlemen (eg opening doors) but are scared that girls won't appreciate
    it or will tease them about it.
 
 19.That guys really hate to see a girl cry, for any reason.
 
 20.That make-up, especially if overdone, doesn't always improve a girl's 
    looks.
 
 21.That we really don't know whether a compliment to a girl will be
    misconstrued.
 
 22.That although it doesn't take two minutes for a girl to look beautiful
    (it takes a much longer period of time), it's worth the wait! 
 
 23.That when girls act really bitchy, it's just one of them days... but
    the guy doesn't know until it's too late.
 
 24.That guys who can't stop talking are usually those who have something
    to say but can't bring themselves to say it out loud, so they mask
    everything.
 
 25.That God made Eve because Adam was lonely.
 
 26.That simply because some guys from the same school act too arrogant
    and assholic for words doesn't mean the rest of the school 
    population IS!
 
 27.That if you can make a guy smile goofily even after you've left,
    you're halfway there.

 28.That corny, below-the-belt remarks are indications of a small mind.
 
 29.That too much swearing and and cursing can turn guys off.
 
 30.That when girls talk girly-talk, guys just lose interest.
 
 31.That there are just some cases when girls are perceived as friends
    only and unwelcomed lovers.
 
 32.That if guys say that they can turn off their emotions like 
    faucets, they're trying but lying.
 
 33.That guys usually don't cry, but when they do, they must be REALLY
    sad.
 
 34.That tardiness doesn't exactly make a good impression on guys 
    (even if they've come to expect it).
 
 35.That guys' toilet trips are very different from girls' ...that's why
    they are so much faster.
 
 36.That smoking is intolerable to some guys, while others don't care, 
    so just try your luck.
 
 37.That when girls act like gays (as in joke around), guys don't get 
    it.
 
 38.That sometimes we pretend to be insensitive - sometimes we really are
    so obtuse.
 
 39.That guys have a lot of pride, but they'll usually swallow it - but not
    immediately. (because it's hard to swallow so much stuff at once)

 40.That maybe it's about time that guys wrote a list about the things.
    They wish girls knew. Enlighten us please! hint..hint...

 41. That guys are consummate liars when they need to be...