Interesting meanings

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got
caught.

Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and start
growing in the middle.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

Middle age: When a man starts switching off the bedroom lights
early,not for romantic, but for economic reasons.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Etc.: A sign used to make others believe that you know more than what
you really do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, & kills you with his
bills.