IF ONLY GUYS KNEW
1.That it doesn't take much to piss a girl off (all it takes is a small
  amount of insensitivity, male pride, and chauvinism).

2.That it doesn't take much to make a girl melt either.

3.That good looks aren't always that important - it's a sense of humour
  and his being really easy to talk to that count the most. (can the guys
  say the same? I wonder...)

4.That there may be lots of fish in the sea, but you can't get them 
  all at once at the same time.

5.That guys are also incomprehensible/abstruse to girls as girls are 
  big mysteries to guys.

6.That when a girl is friendly with a guy or she actually talks to a
  guy,it doesn't mean she likes him.

7.That when a girl is seen alone with a guy, it does NOT mean sialana!
  Corollary: That when a girl is seen alone with a guy, it does NOT mean
  that SHE likes HIM!

8.That girls just wanna have fun. (hey now...hey now...)

9.That sometimes they (guys in general) are really quite insensitive.

10..That they are liked a whole lot more when they aren't trying to make
  pa-porma to girls. (they look cuter too!)

11.That guys and girls can be just FRIENDS and not necessarily MORE than
  that.

12.That girls don't really appreciate being called "babe" or "bebots"
  or "chicababes" in their presence.

13.That it's not entirely easy for girls to "reject" guys.

14.That it's not the guy's fault when he's rejected.

15.That when a girl says NO;  By golly, she MEANS it!

16.That it's not a girl's fault if she's not automatically perfect
   meaning,so what if she's horizontally challenged!

17.That it's a fact of life for guys to mature at least three years
   behind girls. (hey, girls DO mature faster than guys do!)

18.That most of the time (actually, ALL the time), girls really
   appreciate it when guys act like gentlemen - the opening-of-car-doors
   and the ladies-first thing.

19.That certain girls are acutely aware when guys are teasing each other
   about certain girls (especially when those "certain girls" are right
   there).

20.That the smell of sweat mixed with Tommy or Polo Sport isn't 
   exactly considered "sexy".

21.That it's really impolite to stare at girls no matter how sexy or
   skinny they are (hey, you don't see girls openly staring at guys! 
   There is  such a word as SUBTLETY!)

22.That it doesn't take two minutes for a girl to look beautiful - it
   takes a much longer period of time (admit it, it's worth the wait!)

23.That when girls act really bitchy, it's just one of them days...
   (girls, you know what I mean! it's gotta be that specific time the
   month!)

24.That even if girls don't say anything when they're with guys, it
   doesn't mean that they don't know anything (or don't LISTEN).
   Incidentally, NEVER underestimate the capacity of a girl to absorb
   kwento from guys, so she maybe silent, but she's LISTENING!

25.THAT WHEN GOD CREATED MAN, HE SAID; "I CAN DO MUCH BETTER  AND 
   THEN HE CREATED WOMEN!!!!!

26.That simply because some girls from the same school act too
   kikay and flirty for words doesn't mean the rest of the school 
   population IS!

27.That if you can make a girl laugh, pasok ka na. Girls would rather
   spend their time laughing and talking to an ugly guy rather than bear
   with a non-interesting, pea-brained, humorless, "guwaping".

28.That corny, below-the-belt remarks are indications of a small 
   mind.

29.That too much swearing and and cursing in the presence of girls 
   can prove to be disastrous to their reps (so in other words, curse
   moderately dudes!)

30.That when guys talk, girls listen, and when the girls talk, they
   expect the same amount of interest and attention.

31.That there are just some cases when guys are perceived as friends
   only and unwelcomed lovers.

32.That if guys can turn off their emotions like faucets, girls 
   CAN'T.

33.That when guys say they'll call, they'd better.

34.That tardiness doesn't exactly make a good impression on girls.

35.That it's impossible for girls to go to the ladies' room alone-they
   have to go in little groups (now, don't ask why.. they just HAVE to).

36.That smoking is tolerable, but continuous smoke being blown in 
   your face isn't!

37.That when guys act like gays (as in joke around), girls get 
   chills down their spines even if it is all fake.

38.That they dig their own graves when they make insensitive
   remarks to girls.

39.That even when guys act like complete assholes, girls almost 
   always end up forgiving them (it's what you call "compassion"). But,
   forgiveness isn't that easy you know.  You gotta go through  that "down
   on bended knees" thing.

40.That maybe it's about time that guys wrote a list about the 
   things. They wish girls knew. Enlighten us please! hint..hint...