Job Application Rejection Joke

JOB APPLICATION LETTER
 
 Herbert A. Millington
 Recruiting Coordinator
 412A Clarkson Hall
 College Hill, MA 34109
 
 Dear Mr. Millington,
 
 Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
 regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
 a position at your firm.
 
 This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
 large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
 field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

 Despite your firm's outstanding qualifications and previous experience
 in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my
 needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your firm
 this August.

 I look forward to seeing you then.
 
 Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
  
 Sincerely,
 
 Chris L. Jensen