10 things the other sex wouldn't say
Women                                          Men
No. 
10
Could our
relationship be
more Physical? I'm
tired of just being
friends.
                                                I think Barry
                                                Manilow is one cool
                                                motherfucker.
9
Go ahead and
leave the seat up,
it's easier for me to
douche that way.
                                                While I'm up, can I
                                                get you a beer?
8
I think hairy butts
are really sexy.
                                                I think hairy butts are
                                                really sexy.
7
Hey, get a whiff of
that one.
                                                Her tits are just too
                                                big.
6
Please don't throw
that old T-shirt
away, the holes in
the armpit are just
too cute.
                                                Sometimes I just
                                                want to be held.
5
This diamond is
way too big.
                                                That chick on
                                                Murder, She Wrote
                                                gives me a woody.
4
I won't even put my
lips on that thing
unless I get to
swallow
                                                Sure, I'd love to
                                                wear a condom.
3
Wow, it really is
12 inches!
                                                We haven't been to
                                                the mall for ages,
                                                let's go shopping and
                                                I can hold your
                                                purse.
2
Does this make my
butt look too
small?
                                                Fuck Monday Night
                                                Football, let's watch
                                                Murphy Brown.
1
I'm wrong, you
must be right again.
                                                I think we are lost,
                                                we better pull over
                                                and ask for
                                                directions