Poems from Li Bai and Li Bai Sai
If you know the Chinese Version of the famous poem by Li Bai, You
will appreciate the Singlish Version better..
 
(English Version)
 ' The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
   like white frost spreading on the ground
   I look up the bright round moon in the sky
   and lower my head thinking of my dear hometown '
   --- Li Bai

(Singlish Version)
 Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
 Think is Floor White White
 Lift Head see Moon Moon
 Bow Head Miss Home Home...

(Ah-Beng Version)
 Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (Pick nose)
 Think Think Go Pang Sai(go Shift)
 Look up in the sky
 Poem is a waste of time
 --- Li Pang Sai

(Latest Reservist Army Version)
 Bedfront Lauuuu Bark Sai (tears drop)
 Think Think have to go and exercise(Reservist mobilization)
 Drop dead look into the sky ( Run until no breathe)
 Tong Kor Sia Lang Chai (My heartache nobody knows)
 --Li Pang Sai

(The Pai Lang Version)
 The bad guy look good good
 Actually damn bad bad
 lift head see moon moon ( and ask the sky why kanna such guy)
 Bow head no hope hope (shrug)