Letter to a wife
This is a special contribution from Giancarlo Castelo from Peru. Thanks Friend!!!

Dear wife:
Since it is not possible to discus this topic with you because your 'femininity" 
won't let you do so, this year I have carried out the following study 
which I put under your judgement. 
During this past year, I have tried to "seduce" you 365 times, 
but succeeded only in 36 opportunities, which means "once every ten days". 
Below you will find the reasons for my constant failure:

- Kids could wake up                           17
- It was too hot                               15
- You were tired                               52
- It was too cold                              5
- It was too late                              15
- You pretended to be asleep                   60
- You had a headache                           9
- You had a backache                           15
- "We can't do in during Holy Week"            3
- You were praying, it was not appropriate     4
- You had eaten too much                       10
- You were not in the mood                     21
- The kid was crying                           17
- You had been watching TV until late          7
- You had been to the hairdresser's            12
- Our guests left late                         11
- It was not the appropriate day               19
	Which comes up to 	              329 times

The 36 times I succeeded, it was not pleasing at all because:
- 15 times you told me you needed money
- 6 times you told me to hurry up and finish soon
- Twice you cut my inspiration saying the ceiling needed painting
- Once you said you had been looking at a fly
- 11 times I had to wake you up to tell you I had finished
And finally, one I was afraid I could have hurt you because I would have sworn you moved

Your husband ,