Men are like computers:
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory
Men are like coolers:
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
Men are like chocolate bars:
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head straight for your hips
Men are like coffee:
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long
Men are like horoscopes:
They always tell you what to do and they are usually wrong
Men are like plungers:
They spend most of their time in a hardware store or the bathroom
Men are like cement:
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard
Men are like snowstorms:
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get,or how long it will last
Men are like parking spots:
The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends