Differences Between
Men and Women
MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES
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If you kiss him, he kisses you back
If you don't, he patiently waits

If you praise him, he says thanks you
If you don't, he feels secure in your love

If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, you still get along

If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
If you don't, he'll visit you instead

If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, you are still beautiful

If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you're not, he gives you no reason to be

If you attempt a romance, he sweeps you off your feet
If you don't, he'll love you from afar

If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you

If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only 
you

If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind

If he fails to help you in crossing the street, you know you're a big
girl
If he does, he shows that he'll always be there for you

If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, you know why  -- he's one hot babe

If you talk, he'll always listen
If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know

In short:

So complex, yet so direct
So strong, yet so supportive
So dazzling, yet so humble
So passionate, yet so marvelous...

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WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another woman, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful.....WOMEN!