The story of Rough Noodle (chor mee)

 One day, noodle (Chor mee) quarrel with pao(bun).
 
 Paos beri angry ah.. and he know that noodle always walk pass this 
 alley.
 
 So he called all his brothers and sisters, char siew paos, ba paos, 
 lotus seed paos.. etc to go and ambush noodle.
 
 Then hor..along this alley..maggie mee happen to walk past and all the 
 paos went up to him and beat him up.
 
 They ah bish ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee
 beri puzzled why he kena beaten up.
 
 He said, "Why u all beat me?? Wat have i done to deserve this??"
 
 The paos said, "Dun think u perm your hair and i cannot recognise u
 hor!!!!"

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PART TWO......

Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was
beri angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles
etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao.
Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his bros,
"Brother! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder &
harder.

After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi
Mee why he hate small bao so much and beat him up so
badly.

Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small
lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

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PART THREE......

The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was.
So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they
found ying shi juan (noddles covered with bun). They brought
him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to
force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles!
That's our undercover!"

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PART FOUR......

The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and
they have gang fights whenever they see each other.
One day, the noodles family were having a
walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the
good chance, all of them attacked him.

The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard!
Don't give chance just because he's vomitting blood!"

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PART FIVE......

Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the
bao headquarters to look for help. All the bao family was
activated and together with red bean bao, green bean bun etc.
They went to seek revenge.

All the passerbys siam them as they look like they
will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping.
The bao family attacked him.

The bao head shouted, "Beat people still wear until
gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"