Forgot your Presentation?
1.  Bribe the group who (actually) did their presentation to take up the
    whole period.

2.  Say a race of alien camels invaded your home from outer space and
    pulverized all your transparencies with a super-duper ray gun and 
    burned your notes with their rear-left hoof.

3.  Bring a faulty diskette and claim to have done a beautiful computer
    presentation, but unfortunately the diskette didn't cooperate. 
    Exclaim, "Oh, dearie me! Our disk is spoilt!". Drama advised.

4.  Kill the teacher.

5.  Hire assasins to kill the teacher.

6.  Hire assasins to kill yourselves.

7.  Ask for an extension.

8.  Scream and beg for mercy.

9.  Fall down on your knees and beg for an extension.

10. Fall on your face and ask for an extension.

11. Say you're from Heaven's Gate and blame it on the alignment 
    of the plane and the cosmic cow. Add Comet Hale-Bopp and the 
    fourth rock from the sun for maximum effect.

12. Lick the teacher's boots.

13. Lick the teacher's stamps.

14. Get a person to fake MC and be absent.

15. Get a person to fake MC and be present.

16. Ask lot of dumb questions (like the class coconut) 
    and take up all the class time.

17. Put sleeping pills in the teacher's glass of water.

18. Bribe the teacher.

19. Bribe the sleeping pills.

20. Spoil the OHP.

21. Spoil the teacher.

22. Bring a blank transparency. Say the rain washed the 
    ink off.

23. Use paper. Say you didn't know the OHP didn't work 
    on paper.

24. Write in archaic formal Somali.

25. Say you ran out of transparency markers and the only 
    ones they had left in the shop were the transparent ones.